Things you NEVER want to hear from your Girlfriend/wife

[NarcissisticDeity]

 "but I poop from there!?!?"

 

 

" Not today you don't "

[WeenTang]

"when you're inside me, I feel nothing."

[saucetradomous]

" Not today you don't "

"Hold onto it like your grabbing some reins"

[Emmortal]

Wrong hole, baby.

[marcus]

"My vagina is like this one, does it scare you?"
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[tu_holmes]

"My vagina is like this one, does it scare you?"
http://www.efukt.com/1638_Biggest_Pussy_Ever.html

"YES!"

[kh300]

i dont care how much mace you spray in my eyes. were still not fucking

[Howard]

"when you're inside me, I feel nothing."

In that sprit here are some of mine:
1. " Are you done, YET?!"
2. " Ok, let's get this over , I have to get up early for work"
3. " My butt is a one way exit only, sorry"
4. " I will be home really late, don't wait up"
5. " That guy you lift with is cute, does he have a girlfriend?"
6. " I ran out of Beano , and I just ate a can of beans, sorry honey"
7. " My vibrator meets my needs"
8. " I have something to tell you. I have vaginal warts"
(8B) " I have anal warts"
9. " I am pregnant , but don't worry, it is NOT yours"
10. drum role please...." I am leaving you ,for my new....GIRLFRIEND"

[Bast000]

Can you fuck me next time with a strap on?

Honey the Police is at the door and the 10kilos of heroin is still on the kitchentable

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hi George Carlin... thought you died a few days ago.