Something very suspicious. I would be concerned were I the boy's mother. Moosejay is a lifetime bachelor and now middle aged. He is measuring the boy, placing him in speedos and tiny trunks, putting his hands on the boy and giving him money.
This is not healthy. An uncle who has never married, making the boy pose and flex for him. No doubt he will start to suggest they shower together and then rub each other down.
I think a stop should be put to this.
I guess I should marry a flea bitten, skanky, mustachioed, hairy-armpitted, lice-ridden, sweaty smelly mold-in the fat creases, black sheet-wrapped honey like you will.
And cut her hands off if she is seen in public or drives a car.
An award winning society you have there, desert-dweller, I wouldn't change a thing.
