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Moosejay

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any of you neuro guys please help
« on: August 02, 2008, 12:31:41 PM »
...my nerve dysfunction is ravaging my right extremity worse than ever.

pic one hour ago

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Re: any of you neuro guys please help
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 12:32:42 PM »
sorry, here's photo

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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2008, 12:33:08 PM »
Vote for Obama and everything will be alright...


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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2008, 12:33:14 PM »
too much masturbation, calm down
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 12:34:12 PM »
looks normal to me.....


try wrapping a plastic bag over your head & seal it with duct tape

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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 12:34:33 PM »
Very obvious edema/swelling and discolouration. If your docs are not aware of it, make them. That looks painful.

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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2008, 12:42:01 PM »
Very obvious edema/swelling and discolouration. If your docs are not aware of it, make them. That looks painful.

like the worst throbbing sunburn you can imagine...lasts weeks to months and morphine does not touch it


dunno what to do

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Re: any of you neuro guys please help
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 12:43:11 PM »
Vote for Obama and everything will be alright...


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yeah univ health care and they will give me a bandaid and a swig of rum


oh


12 months later

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2008, 12:44:25 PM »
make a tourniquet & cut the hand off right below your chin

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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2008, 12:45:38 PM »
no way thats not ur hand..!

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2008, 12:45:59 PM »
Seriously Moosejay, re-wrap the bandage... wait a couple of minutes then press down on one of the fingernails of the bandaged hand. If the fingernail doesn't go white when depressed or doesn't return to a healthy pink immediately upon the release of pressure, then the bandage is wrapped too tightly.

Also watch to see if the veins on the back of the hand and/or the arteries leading into the wrist are depressed or squashed by swelling (ie: does the hand remain purple in all various articulations? Hold each for 5 mins to see if this is the case... right angle, fingers straight... hand and fingers straight... semi-closed fist... goosenecked hand etc etc etc)


Then vote for Obama... once your HMO see that pic they'll deny your coverage and universal healthcare will be your only hope.



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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2008, 12:51:46 PM »
hahaha it's not stopping him from posting.

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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2008, 12:53:26 PM »
hahaha it's not stopping him from posting.

Post throught pain!  ;)
just not good enough

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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2008, 12:59:38 PM »
yeah univ health care and they will give me a bandaid and a swig of rum

actually those will be your social security benefits.  :D

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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2008, 01:03:16 PM »
yeah univ health care and they will give me a bandaid and a swig of rum
oh
12 months later

Just to set the record straight...

According to the UN (United Nations) and WHO (World Health Organization):
http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html
http://www.photius.com/rankings/who_world_health_ranks.html

...this is the current ranking of healthcare systems:

(I've highlighted my country (Ireland) and the US... it should also be noted that every country placing above the US has some form of socialised medicine)
1         France
2         Italy
3         San Marino
4         Andorra
5         Malta
6         Singapore
7         Spain
8         Oman
9         Austria
10        Japan
11        Norway
12        Portugal
13        Monaco
14        Greece
15        Iceland
16        Luxembourg
17        Netherlands
18        United  Kingdom
19     Ireland
20        Switzerland
21        Belgium
22        Colombia
23        Sweden
24        Cyprus
25        Germany
26        Saudi Arabia
27        United  Arab  Emirates
28        Israel
29        Morocco
30        Canada
31        Finland
32        Australia
33        Chile
34        Denmark
35        Dominica
36        Costa Rica
37    United States of America ...yep Republican voters: thirty seventh, well below a slew of Third World counties.
38        Slovenia
39        Cuba

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Re: any of you neuro guys please help
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2008, 01:04:04 PM »
make a tourniquet & cut the hand off right below your chin

not yet

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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2008, 01:05:06 PM »
not yet

try it...& then get back to us

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« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2008, 01:05:28 PM »
no way thats not ur hand..!

sadly, it is/was...about 2 hrs ago, 3 surgeries latr...sched for another, but not til sept...which may be sooner

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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2008, 01:07:11 PM »
Seriously Moosejay, re-wrap the bandage... wait a couple of minutes then press down on one of the fingernails of the bandaged hand. If the fingernail doesn't go white when depressed or doesn't return to a healthy pink immediately upon the release of pressure, then the bandage is wrapped too tightly.

Also watch to see if the veins on the back of the hand and/or the arteries leading into the wrist are depressed or squashed by swelling (ie: does the hand remain purple in all various articulations? Hold each for 5 mins to see if this is the case... right angle, fingers straight... hand and fingers straight... semi-closed fist... goosenecked hand etc etc etc)

Tried all of this, not from wrap


Then vote for Obama... once your HMO see that pic they'll deny your coverage and universal healthcare will be your only hope.


au contraire...my private health coverage has paid 100K plus in full



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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2008, 01:08:32 PM »
sorry, here's photo

Stop being such a pussy!

WALK IT OFF!!!

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« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2008, 01:09:41 PM »
Just to set the record straight...

According to the UN (United Nations) and WHO (World Health Organization):
http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html
http://www.photius.com/rankings/who_world_health_ranks.html

...this is the current ranking of healthcare systems:

(I've highlighted my country (Ireland) and the US... it should also be noted that every country placing above the US has some form of socialised medicine)
1         France
2         Italy
3         San Marino
4         Andorra
5         Malta
6         Singapore
7         Spain
8         Oman
9         Austria
10        Japan
11        Norway
12        Portugal
13        Monaco
14        Greece
15        Iceland
16        Luxembourg
17        Netherlands
18        United  Kingdom
19     Ireland
20        Switzerland
21        Belgium
22        Colombia
23        Sweden
24        Cyprus
25        Germany
26        Saudi Arabia
27        United  Arab  Emirates
28        Israel
29        Morocco
30        Canada
31        Finland
32        Australia
33        Chile
34        Denmark
35        Dominica
36        Costa Rica
37    United States of America ...yep Republican voters: thirty seventh, well below a slew of Third World counties.
38        Slovenia
39        Cuba

Look, luke, I have had a great and successful life, so no need for sour grapes on my end.

I have had many health probs...next surgery will be my 20th.

The US system has treated me beyond what I could ever imagine.

God bless all othgers, Butr I will stick here

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« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2008, 01:10:34 PM »
Stop being such a pussy!

WALK IT OFF!!!

Yes, that's the advice I needed.

Are you on the Harvard med school lecture docket?

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« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2008, 01:12:48 PM »
Amputation would seem to be the only logical alternative.

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« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2008, 01:15:20 PM »
Look, luke, I have had a great and successful life, so no need for sour grapes on my end.

I have had many health probs...next surgery will be my 20th.

The US system has treated me beyond what I could ever imagine.

God bless all othgers, Butr I will stick here


...then why not vote for socialized medicine (Obama) so that everyone can be so fortunate?


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« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2008, 01:15:28 PM »
Post throught pain!  ;)
That's right! Dig deep! You gotta want it, Moose!   :D