I too have known both Zach and Dave for years now, neither of them are insubstantial piss takers, they can both take it a bit of shit (balls deep in Zachs case) and are also capable of throwing it back, no problem.
However, Dave - and you know I love ya man - Zach's challenge is a valid one, and it is fucking pitiful to see you bitching out like this.
Christ, I would've been far more impressed if you had conceded you could "no longer" get near the poundages Zach has listed. That way, you wouldn't have had to lose face, you could have simply said that you are no longer capable of lifting such figures; yeah that would have been crap, but it would have been far less embarrassing than the car wreck this thread will become vis a vis your crap about not wanting to ask a third party to hold the camera whilst you lift.
I mean really, is placing the camera in a static position on a bench/rack/fat girls tits beyond your gift? Even that old fuck Geo can manage such a task for Christ's sake!!!
No, as far as filming your lifts go, the only logistical nightmare we need concern ourselves with centers around the sad reality that said lifts might not exist, eh Dave?
I'm sorry to say it Dave, but Zach has your balls in a sling on this one.
Man up, you girl.
Dan