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how to get my dad to exercise????
« on: September 29, 2008, 07:40:26 PM »
ok, here is the thing, my dad got his blood work done a few days ago and his cholesterol and trigliceridos(dont know how to spell it in english!) are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAY off... the doctor told him to eat healthy and exersice.. but he doesnt... so HOW THE FUCK CAN I MAKE HIM EXERSICE?????
the doctor said that he has something like engine oil instead of blood hahaha

last night he ordered 2 pizzas from pizza hut and i rushed and ate most of them with my brother, so he only had 2 pieces, but it sucks that he is not taking care of himself...

old timers! how can i make my dad exersice and eat better!!!!
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2008, 07:41:19 PM »
Kick his ass out of the house for having no will power.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2008, 07:43:09 PM »
Let him die.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2008, 07:43:43 PM »
Quote from: marcus on September 29, 2008, 07:41:19 PM
Kick his ass out of the house for having no will power.

hahaha the thing is that he had a bad time while he was growing up, he used to sell papers in the street while he was a kid and supported his family... and was really poor... but he worked his ass off and had some good luck and now owns various companies and we do pretty fucking well

he told me he already fasted enough when he was a kid....

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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2008, 07:45:31 PM »
Make him grow a beard till his blood work comes back in proper order. 
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2008, 07:46:13 PM »
Tell him he won't live to continue enjoying his success if he keeps neglecting his health.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2008, 07:46:36 PM »
Quote from: That_Guy on September 29, 2008, 07:45:31 PM
Make him grow a beard till his blood work comes back in proper order. 

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ??? ??? ???
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2008, 07:48:59 PM »
Quote from: alejandro_torres on September 29, 2008, 07:46:36 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ??? ??? ???

Dude you can't get an old guy to change his ways.  They call you gay when you say salad.  Just steal his razor and every one he buys after that.  Then tell him if he want to stop scratching to eat better. 
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2008, 07:51:11 PM »
Quote from: alejandro_torres on September 29, 2008, 07:40:26 PM

last night he ordered 2 pizzas from pizza hut and i rushed and ate most of them with my brother, so he only had 2 pieces

so you overate to stop him from overeating for one meal!?  That is retarded. 
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2008, 07:52:13 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on September 29, 2008, 07:51:11 PM
so you overate to stop him from overeating for one meal!?  That is retarded. 

hahaha  ;D i know... it was good... it had cheese on the borders! hahaha
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2008, 07:53:57 PM »
Quote from: alejandro_torres on September 29, 2008, 07:52:13 PM
hahaha  ;D i know... it was good... it had cheese on the borders! hahaha

that's the same mentality your dad has.  he's choosing to enjoy overeating over his health.   Everyone that isn't poor has that choice.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 07:56:18 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on September 29, 2008, 07:55:37 PM
Tell your dad he ain't never gonna get no pussy if he doesn't get ripped!

that one is going to hurt him the most.. hahaha

first answer i like!
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 07:56:38 PM »
2 years ago, my dad was having back/knee/rotator surgery following an accident, dealing with a benign brain tumor, and spending 22 hours a day in his room depressed.  I had a son and it changed his life forever.  He now exercises, runs a small business, and they're actually becoming foster parents.  Having a little rugrat around totally brightened him up, gave him a reason to be.

I'd say you impregnate a girl and give him a grandson.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 07:59:01 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 29, 2008, 07:56:38 PM
2 years ago, my dad was having back/knee/rotator surgery following an accident, dealing with a benign brain tumor, and spending 22 hours a day in his room depressed.  I had a son and it changed his life forever.  He now exercises, runs a small business, and they're actually becoming foster parents.  Having a little rugrat around totally brightened him up, gave him a reason to be.

I'd say you impregnate a girl and give him a grandson.

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no thanks... im 19!
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2008, 07:59:27 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 29, 2008, 07:56:38 PM
2 years ago, my dad was having back/knee/rotator surgery following an accident, dealing with a benign brain tumor, and spending 22 hours a day in his room depressed.  I had a son and it changed his life forever.  He now exercises, runs a small business, and they're actually becoming foster parents.  Having a little rugrat around totally brightened him up, gave him a reason to be.

I'd say you impregnate a girl and give him a grandson.

NICE!!!!  That is the way to go.  Forget razor stealing!!!  While your at it tape the conception and post it huh.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2008, 08:00:04 PM »
My Best Friend's Dad was out of shape and his two buddies made him a bet that they could lose more weight than him and the losers had to pay for the winner for a trip to mexico. They would phone him telling him how much weight they were losing which spurred him on even more.

Turns out they werent losing a pound, they just wanted to see him get healthier and were gonna take him to mexico anyways lol. He lost like 35 pounds.
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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2008, 08:00:32 PM »
Quote from: alejandro_torres on September 29, 2008, 07:59:01 PM
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no thanks... im 19!

That's no excuse.  I have plenty of friends with kids.  
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2008, 08:01:57 PM »
Quote from: Buffgeek on September 29, 2008, 08:00:04 PM
My Best Friend's Dad was out of shape and his two buddies made him a bet that they could lose more weight than him and the losers had to pay for the winner for a trip to mexico. They would phone him telling him how much weight they were losing which spurred him on even more.

Turns out they werent losing a pound, they just wanted to see him get healthier and were gonna take him to mexico anyways lol. He lost like 35 pounds.

thats a good one too...

thanks  gys for the help hahaha some of your advice is good and some like having a baby is kinda crazy... ;D
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2008, 08:03:00 PM »
Quote from: That_Guy on September 29, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
That's no excuse.  I have plenty of friends with kids.  

my gf takes the pill, so no way...

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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2008, 08:05:45 PM »
Quote from: alejandro_torres on September 29, 2008, 08:03:00 PM
my gf takes the pill, so no way...

Find some kim kardasian looking girl in the club.  drug and impregnate her.  Then, who knows... plant some dope and a gun on her and call in a tip.  She'll get caught up, you'll get custody, and you give baby to dad to raise.  problem solved.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2008, 08:06:32 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 29, 2008, 08:05:45 PM
Find some kim kardasian looking girl in the club.  drug and impregnate her.  Then, who knows... plant some dope and a gun on her and call in a tip.  She'll get caught up, you'll get custody, and you give baby to dad to raise.  problem solved.

so its like buying a puppie? ;D
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2008, 08:06:48 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 29, 2008, 08:05:45 PM
Find some kim kardasian looking girl in the club.  drug and impregnate her.  Then, who knows... plant some dope and a gun on her and call in a tip.  She'll get caught up, you'll get custody, and you give baby to dad to raise.  problem solved.

Now that is thinking!!!!!  Get to work and tell us how it goes.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2008, 08:09:07 PM »
alejandro: here dad, a gift!

dad: wtf??????? you got a girl pregnant?????

alejandro: its for you! so you dont die in 5 years!

doctor: who gave this man a scare?

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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2008, 08:10:13 PM »
Quote from: alejandro_torres on September 29, 2008, 07:40:26 PM
ok, here is the thing, my dad got his blood work done a few days ago and his cholesterol and trigliceridos(dont know how to spell it in english!) are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAY off... the doctor told him to eat healthy and exersice.. but he doesnt... so HOW THE FUCK CAN I MAKE HIM EXERSICE?????
the doctor said that he has something like engine oil instead of blood hahaha

last night he ordered 2 pizzas from pizza hut and i rushed and ate most of them with my brother, so he only had 2 pieces, but it sucks that he is not taking care of himself...

old timers! how can i make my dad exersice and eat better!!!!
Smack him with a stick and let him chase you around for awhile....do this until he catches you, then you'll know he's in good enough shape.
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Re: how to get my dad to exercise????
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2008, 08:12:50 PM »
Quote from: chaos on September 29, 2008, 08:10:13 PM
Smack him with a stick and let him chase you around for awhile....do this until he catches you, then you'll know he's in good enough shape.

hahaha great one there...
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