"The Brat Pack" is coming over for a game of "Tetris" while the movie "Ghost Busters" is going to be playing in the backround with the volume down so I can listen to my "White snake" cassette...
Later I will have to pick up "Robert Downey Jr." at "John Cusacks" house in my "Mercedes 300 coupe" after they get done previewing "Stephen Kings" new movie, "Cats Eye"...I'm kind of nervous to be driving late a night considering I just watched the "The Lost Boys" with 2 members of the band "Run DMC" all the while getting shit faced with "Dudley Moore"...However if I was to give a rating from 1 thru 10 on how I feel about the night, i would rate the night a fcking "10"
Thank goodness for my friend "Madonna" who set me up on a "Blind Date"(no not the "Bruce Willis" movie) with a woman named "Blondie" who said the words "Call Me" while we were at the bar "St. Elmo's Fire". I usually don't go for girls who are "Pretty in Pink" but this one chick really showed some "Class" when she told her friend "Jake Ryan" that she really likes a guy with brains...I guess she saw my "Rubiks Cube" completely finished without any loose stickers and thought I must be pretty smart...I wonder what she would think if she knew I onced jacked off 12 times in one day to the movie "9 1/2 weeks"? My guess is she would think a was a fcking freak who will probably be one day living on "Skid Row"
It would have been her mistake because when I blew out my "sixteen candles", my parents gave me a 20 million dollar trust fund that I can dive into someday when I marry "The Princess Bride" and not some "Gremlin" who spends her saturday mornings in some "Breakfast Club"...
I don't know about you guys but I truly have sights on some serious "FAme" for I was considered "Top Gun" at "High School High"...Yes that same "High School High" that 2 guys from the band "Def Leppard" went to and the movie "Teen Wolf" was filmed in...
Well anyway, I'm off like "Ferris Bueller"(anyone,anyone)and don't let me have to come back here and "wax on wax off" your asses...If there is one thing that "Karate Kid" showed me, it was that you never fuck with a guy who stole 6 bottles of "MadDog 20/20" while he listens to "Toto" playing on his "Walkman"...For if you do, I'm not responsible if he "sweeps your leg"...
I thought for sure she would think I was a dummy after I picked her up in my friends "Nova" with "Chrome Craigers" and the song "Rio" by "Duran Duran" blasting in the backround...I wonder if she saw his autographed football of the "1985 Chicago Bears". Oh well it doesn't really matter, for if I'm not able to go "Back to the Future" and be out "Dirty Dancing" with this girl, then i guess there really wasn't any chemistry or "Weird Science" if you will going on...Anyway I'm out of here...I have to make a quick stop to "Chest King" and pick up some new threads...
