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America's Obit 
The family of true Americans are mourning the death of a great nation, The United States of America.
She was born July 4th, 1776 to proud parents of European descent. Her birth was a struggle - she was bruised but not beaten. She grew and started to make a name for herself. Nations much older than her recognized her for her strength and the freedom she represented. God was also pleased and showered her with His blessings.
In the mid 1800's, she caught a Civil War that threatened her very life. Her symptoms were hatred and racism. A strong and wise healer was raised. Abraham Lincoln tended to America’s wounds and with his help, she slowly regained her health.
She was grown now and what a sight to behold. Strong, Beautiful! A shining city on the hill. A oasis of freedom - welcoming like minded and freedom loving masses from all over the world. She was glorious! She became known as the "melting pot". People flocked to her shores giving up the "old way" to embrace the "American Way!" A way of life founded in the principles laid out in the greatest document ever forged in the mind of man... The Constitution of the United States of America! Of the People, By the People and for the People.
But as great as she was, all was not well. A tumor was growing. A cancerous mass consisting of selfishness and greed was growing within her borders. Growing slowly at first then gaining momentum. The cancer infected Americas government. It eventually spread to her people. America's weakened state did not go unnoticed.
Her enemies gathered and a plan was hatched to bring the great nation down. They would poison America and most of her people would not only be blind to the plot, they would actually help to administer the potion, thus sealing their own fate.
The poison would be labeled a cure. Many felt that it represented change they could believe in. The concoction was called "Obama". Most Americans were so infected and in pain that they didn't look into or care about the ingredients of Obama. There were some, however, that didn't like the way Obama smelled and knew it wasn't the cure promised. But these patriots were labeled Racist, Idiot or worse. And so it came to pass, Obama was handed to America labeled a cure. Looking for relief from their grief, the people administered the poison themselves. America had fought the good fight but in her weakness, this Obama was too much for her to bear.
And so, on the evening of Nov 4th, 2008 at the age 232 years, she quietly faded into the night never to see the light of day again. She was preceded in death by
millions of patriots who gave their life to save hers. Their death, it seems, was in vain. Those of us real Americans left will never forget you and will honor your all too short time here on Earth. You will be missed!
We Love You America! Godspeed.
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