Dec 10, 1965.Dear Diary,Today I have to make a decision. Do I take my last $600 and buy an engagement ring for my girlfriend and ask her to marry me? Or do I start that 'art' magazine that I've always wanted to do? All I really care about is some consistent 'in-house' pu**y... getting married seems like the best bet, I mean you're guaranteed to get laid having a wife, and all. Still, something in me dreams about remaining a playboy forever...Signed,Hef.