I can't resist....
Morons who do a set of incline dumbell presses or flys who insists on letting the 40 pounders crash to the floor. ...and management does nothing about it.
A group of at least 5 home boys with twisted baseball caps on doing 47 sets of cable crossovers wearing wifebeaters while some are on the phone.
'Hey...its my set I'll call ya back' 'Yo marky...gimme 30 pounds on each stack this time'
Morons who come to the gym to do push-ups. We have flat benches,incline benches,a decline bench, 14 chest machines, 3 crossover stations,4 pec decks.....but NOOOOO
he does pushups.
The lady who reads a book while on the leg extension machine doing one leg extenions for 5 sets of 40.
Morons who are fat and do 30 sets on a ab machine thinking it will make their waste smaller.
Guys who tell stories like ' Well my cousins brothers neighbors uncle benched 620 in his brother-in-laws basement'
Woman who tie up the plate loaded leg press machines using a 5 pound plate on each side for several sets.
People who cruise the parking lot until the find a spot thats not TOO far away from the door.
The chick with her tits hanging out with her boyfrined who's pissed because everyone is looking at his girl.
Morons who weigh 150 pounds who don't want to get TOO big ... just RIPPED
Morons who just want to TONE up..
The moron talking to his buddy saying 'I'm just gonna do my squats,then hit some shoulders and a little back and then I'M OUTTA HERE'
The moron telling his buddy that he can feel the *Cell-Tech actually working.
People who insist on cleaning a machine for 5 minutes after they're done who never sweated a drop in their lives.
Guys in the locker room who, after they piss , wash their hands like their about to perform brain surgery on the pope.
**I'm fckng aggravated now *L
