What kind of girl wants to date some "Fresh off the Boat" immigrant car thief who's a Russian Mob lackey? I can't believe that story works on any girl that has any class about her. Is that the best story you could come up with? But seriously, if it works for you..what the hell.
its not my best story but it is my funniest story because it is the storyline to the video game "Grand theft auto 4"
......AND YET, it still fucking works
I swear, I did it once just for shits and giggles and IT WORKED
I have also used the storyline of "kickboxer" with great success except I replace "thailand" with "holland" and the role of "Xian" with my uncle
i started doing this stuff just for fun,initially, but it has proven my point- girls are gullible