Author Topic: Jay Cutler - Steel Cut Oats - I tried them and they taste like shit  (Read 9948 times)

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so i been watching alot of jay cutler videos lately. I noticed how he eats only steel cut oats. He fuking praises them...everything is steel cut oats for carbs...So, me being naive, i went to go buy them. I thought..shit maybe my muscles are gonna be fuller, longer lasting complex energy, and hopefully look like jay cutler(not)...

They were fukin 10 dollars a can...i usually buy my oats at a dollar market for 90 cents. SO MY HATE BEGAN....this morning, i woke and it was my high carb day...it usually takes me about 10 mins to cook my breakfast and go....I wake up, put 2 cups of oatmeal in a bowl, put a lil water, and microvawe it for a minute, all this while eating my 5 eggs in a rush because of work. OATMEAL TIME....I ALMOST THREW UP!!!  they werent cooked....so i put another minute...STILL TASTE LIKE SHIT....another ,, then another, NOTHING IS HAPPENNING!!! ...worst part of all, I was hoping to have at least 5 carb meals set up for the day, all being oatmeal. so im at work, bored, with no carbs ON MY HIGH CARB DAY........FUK U JAY CUTLER ITS UR FAULT

I HATE U..MY WORKOUTS ARE GONNA BLOW


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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2008, 09:52:29 AM »
so i been watching alot of jay cutler videos lately. I noticed how he eats only steel cut oats. He fuking praises them...everything is steel cut oats for carbs...So, me being naive, i went to go buy them. I thought..shit maybe my muscles are gonna be fuller, longer lasting complex energy, and hopefully look like jay cutler(not)...Thhey were fukin 10 dollars a can...i usually buy my oats at a dollar market for 90 cents. SO MY HATE BEGAN....this morning, i woke and it was my high carb day...it usually takes me about 10 mins to cook my breakfast and go....I wake up, put 2 cups of oatmeal in a bowl, put a lil water, and microvawe it for a minute, all this while eating my 5 eggs in a rush because of work. OATMEAL TIME....I ALMOST THREW UP!!!  they werent cooked....so i put another minute...STILL TASTE LIKE SHIT....another ,, then another, NOTHING IS HAPPENNING!!! ...worst part of all, I was hoping to have atleast 5 carb meals set up for the day, all being oatmeal. so im at work, bored, with no carbs ON MY HIGH CARB DAY........FUK U JAY CUTLER ITS UR FAULT


I HATE U..MY WORKOUTS ARE GONNA BLOW

Steel cut oat-induced meltdown.

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 10:00:47 AM »
so i been watching alot of jay cutler videos lately. I noticed how he eats only steel cut oats. He fuking praises them...everything is steel cut oats for carbs...So, me being naive, i went to go buy them. I thought..shit maybe my muscles are gonna be fuller, longer lasting complex energy, and hopefully look like jay cutler(not)...Thhey were fukin 10 dollars a can...i usually buy my oats at a dollar market for 90 cents. SO MY HATE BEGAN....this morning, i woke and it was my high carb day...it usually takes me about 10 mins to cook my breakfast and go....I wake up, put 2 cups of oatmeal in a bowl, put a lil water, and microvawe it for a minute, all this while eating my 5 eggs in a rush because of work. OATMEAL TIME....I ALMOST THREW UP!!!  they werent cooked....so i put another minute...STILL TASTE LIKE SHIT....another ,, then another, NOTHING IS HAPPENNING!!! ...worst part of all, I was hoping to have atleast 5 carb meals set up for the day, all being oatmeal. so im at work, bored, with no carbs ON MY HIGH CARB DAY........FUK U JAY CUTLER ITS UR FAULT


I HATE U..MY WORKOUTS ARE GONNA BLOW



No, basically you take multiple sources of carbs and proteine during a day. Take rice, oatmeal, bread, potatoes etc. Then you will see proper results.

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 10:02:11 AM »
so i been watching alot of jay cutler videos lately. I noticed how he eats only steel cut oats. He fuking praises them...everything is steel cut oats for carbs...So, me being naive, i went to go buy them. I thought..shit maybe my muscles are gonna be fuller, longer lasting complex energy, and hopefully look like jay cutler(not)...Thhey were fukin 10 dollars a can...i usually buy my oats at a dollar market for 90 cents. SO MY HATE BEGAN....this morning, i woke and it was my high carb day...it usually takes me about 10 mins to cook my breakfast and go....I wake up, put 2 cups of oatmeal in a bowl, put a lil water, and microvawe it for a minute, all this while eating my 5 eggs in a rush because of work. OATMEAL TIME....I ALMOST THREW UP!!!  they werent cooked....so i put another minute...STILL TASTE LIKE SHIT....another ,, then another, NOTHING IS HAPPENNING!!! ...worst part of all, I was hoping to have atleast 5 carb meals set up for the day, all being oatmeal. so im at work, bored, with no carbs ON MY HIGH CARB DAY........FUK U JAY CUTLER ITS UR FAULT


I HATE U..MY WORKOUTS ARE GONNA BLOW


you are quite an amusing gimmick - well done
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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2008, 10:03:39 AM »
haha JAYOWNED
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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 10:04:15 AM »
just cuz cutler eats something, doesn't mean you should too
don't we ever learn?

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2008, 10:05:56 AM »
so i been watching alot of jay cutler videos lately. I noticed how he eats only steel cut oats. He fuking praises them...everything is steel cut oats for carbs...So, me being naive, i went to go buy them. I thought..shit maybe my muscles are gonna be fuller, longer lasting complex energy, and hopefully look like jay cutler(not)...Thhey were fukin 10 dollars a can...i usually buy my oats at a dollar market for 90 cents. SO MY HATE BEGAN....this morning, i woke and it was my high carb day...it usually takes me about 10 mins to cook my breakfast and go....I wake up, put 2 cups of oatmeal in a bowl, put a lil water, and microvawe it for a minute, all this while eating my 5 eggs in a rush because of work. OATMEAL TIME....I ALMOST THREW UP!!!  they werent cooked....so i put another minute...STILL TASTE LIKE SHIT....another ,, then another, NOTHING IS HAPPENNING!!! ...worst part of all, I was hoping to have atleast 5 carb meals set up for the day, all being oatmeal. so im at work, bored, with no carbs ON MY HIGH CARB DAY........FUK U JAY CUTLER ITS UR FAULT





I HATE U..MY WORKOUTS ARE GONNA BLOW


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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2008, 10:08:57 AM »
just cuz cutler eats something, doesn't mean you should too
don't we ever learn?

I do stupid shit like this all the time as well (oh Jay is eating Madagascar Hissing cockroahes??? where do i buy them?!?!!?!?)


   lol i bought "Steel Oats" as well,my cupboard is full of them (i went back to plain old cheap regular oatmeal)

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2008, 10:09:10 AM »
so i been watching alot of jay cutler videos lately. I noticed how he eats only steel cut oats. He fuking praises them...everything is steel cut oats for carbs...So, me being naive, i went to go buy them. I thought..shit maybe my muscles are gonna be fuller, longer lasting complex energy, and hopefully look like jay cutler(not)...Thhey were fukin 10 dollars a can...i usually buy my oats at a dollar market for 90 cents. SO MY HATE BEGAN....this morning, i woke and it was my high carb day...it usually takes me about 10 mins to cook my breakfast and go....I wake up, put 2 cups of oatmeal in a bowl, put a lil water, and microvawe it for a minute, all this while eating my 5 eggs in a rush because of work. OATMEAL TIME....I ALMOST THREW UP!!!  they werent cooked....so i put another minute...STILL TASTE LIKE SHIT....another ,, then another, NOTHING IS HAPPENNING!!! ...worst part of all, I was hoping to have atleast 5 carb meals set up for the day, all being oatmeal. so im at work, bored, with no carbs ON MY HIGH CARB DAY........FUK U JAY CUTLER ITS UR FAULT


I HATE U..MY WORKOUTS ARE GONNA BLOW



Its in his contract to only eat Steel "Cut" Oats...Or else he can't use the name Jay "cuts" Cutler

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2008, 10:09:55 AM »
hilarious thread title.

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2008, 10:30:13 AM »
WTf is the difference between 'regular' oats and 'steel-cut' oats ?!

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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2008, 10:30:25 AM »
I do stupid shit like this all the time as well (oh Jay is eating Madagascar Hissing cockroahes??? where do i buy them?!?!!?!?)


   lol i bought "Steel Oats" as well,my cupboard is full of them (i went back to plain old cheap regular oatmeal)
LOL
Ok, I admit after watching Ronnie's video, I did eat a couple of oatmeal, eggwhites and cheese meals  ;D
and wanted to say "yeah buddy, light weight baby!....WOOO...WOOO...YEP YEP YEP" before my sets :D

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2008, 10:32:46 AM »
WTf is the difference between 'regular' oats and 'steel-cut' oats ?!


you all yourself a bodybuilder and dont know this?
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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2008, 10:34:32 AM »
isn't oats what horses eat  ???

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2008, 10:35:23 AM »
isn't oats what horses eat  ???

have you ever heard the expression "big as a horse" ?
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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 10:36:16 AM »
have you ever heard the expression "big as a horse" ?

touché

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2008, 10:37:27 AM »
have you ever heard the expression "big as a horse" ?

Thats what she said....to me.

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2008, 10:37:33 AM »
isn't oats what horses eat  ???
yes, it's perfect for getbig members.

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2008, 10:38:54 AM »
have you ever heard the expression "big as a horse" ?

Will oats also make me hung like one?

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« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2008, 10:39:58 AM »
maybe I should try them oats someday

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2008, 10:40:05 AM »
you all yourself a bodybuilder and dont know this?

I must've missed the memo.

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2008, 11:17:55 AM »
They taste like SHIT!





Hope this helps....

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2008, 11:22:52 AM »
I actually really like steel cut oats, and where the hell are you buying them for $10 a can?? Try mixing them with regular oats, 1 cup oats and 1 cup steel cut, to me this is awsome. Also I don't think Jay even eats them anymore, he eats ezikiel bread and ezikiel cereal now, which is also good!
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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2008, 11:27:55 AM »
They taste like SHIT!





Hope this helps....
how do you know how shit tastes?  ???

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Re: i hate jay cutler
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2008, 11:30:04 AM »
I do stupid shit like this all the time as well (oh Jay is eating Madagascar Hissing cockroahes??? where do i buy them?!?!!?!?)


   lol i bought "Steel Oats" as well,my cupboard is full of them (i went back to plain old cheap regular oatmeal)

Costco's "Coaches Oats" are awwwwwwwwwwwesome.  Better than the Quacker shit.  Try them some time.