Mr. Thompson,
I believe I have a charity that will use your funds appropriately. Its called the Lollipop House. It is an organization that helps violent sex offenders (note: this charity involves those who violate animals against their will; primarily house pets and livestock) become productive law abiding citizens. The Lollipop House was started by former heavyweight boxer C. Lang, once known for his intense anger, which stemmed from himself being a victim of a horrendous animal sex crime as a youth; the raping of his doberman by the neighbor hood drunk. By using rehabilitation techniques based primarily on The Viking methodology of self-controlled power these individuals can control their urges and use them to develop new outlets such as crocheting, kayaking, self-induced vomiting (bulimia), bodybuilding, powerlifting, etc....
Mr. Thompson even a small portion of your funds can help establish Lollipop Houses all across North America.
Good luck in all your future endeavors