people who look weird at you in the supermarket

[El_Pajero]

this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2  10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not"  so I said  "allrighty then"  and continued shopping.

so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?

[BlueDevil]

sure you did big guy  VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM 

[Permabulker]

this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2  10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not"  so I said  "allrighty then"  and continued shopping.

so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?

You should do a show like in living color and act out all your skits from life.  That would be entertaining. 

[The Showstoppa]

this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2  10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not"  so I said  "allrighty then"  and continued shopping.

so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?

EP, I too used to have these occurences.  Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt.  It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe.  Others will scurry away.  Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts?  Instant respect.   

And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

EP, I too used to have these occurences.  Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt.  It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe.  Others will scurry away.  Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts?  Instant respect.   

And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.

QFT.

[El_Pajero]

EP, I too used to have these occurences.  Quickest solution is to buy a Tapout or Affliction shirt.  It just has the underlying statement of "I'm an atomic bomb waiting to go off pal, so don't even think about it..." kinda vibe.  Others will scurry away.  Just think about the last time you saw someone wearing one of those shirts?  Instant respect.   

And it its a really bad day, wear underarmor with the Tapout or Affliction shirt on top.

people fear me in a physical form, i dont need those fancy clothes

[Meso_z]

this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2  10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not"  so I said  "allrighty then"  and continued shopping.

so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?

You must be a big dude. 

[emn1964]

sure you did big guy  VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM 

LMAO...then he hopped on his Vespa and rode away with the Hell's Anges.  hahahahahahahahaha...wha t a pussy.....what a poser....hahahahahaha

[BlueDevil]

LMAO...then he hopped on his Vespa and rode away with the Hell's Anges.  hahahahahahahahaha...wha t a pussy.....what a poser....hahahahahaha

better watch out emn1964, i just received information he's affiliated with the filthy few 

[emn1964]

better watch out emn1964, i just received information he's affiliated with the filthy few 

LOL...ok, ok...I take it all back...

[boonstack]

you are a good person

[Permabulker]

"VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM"

LMFAO!!!
Hahahahaahahahahahahahah ahaahahahahahaha

Wheeew!  THAT is good stuff! 

[Pet shop boys]

I bought muscle milk shake 4 pack  at a supermarket ,when i was paying the lady said "Muscle Milk???  Is that what is called"?? 

And everybody looked at me like if i was a child molester !


WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

[nycbull]

i love the part where you said "alrightty then"

[Army of One]

i love the part where you said "alrightty then"

Epic Ace Ventura Copy.

[QuakerOats]

this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2  10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not"  so I said  "allrighty then"  and continued shopping.

so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?

these get better every day.

[Permabulker]

Epic Ace Ventura Copy.

[Ursus]

They were maybe wondering why you bought so much food yet look like you are starving.

[johnnynoname]

people always look at me weird cuz i'm the only one with a full Suntan during the winter months


well, that and the fact that I'm very handsome

[Go 4 It]

Lol...I didn't choke anybody today, but I ate like 10 sample cookies at Whole Foods this morning while shopping, and I also ate a bunch of random stuff out of their bulk bins (which your not supposed to do) and alot of people were looking at me weird...but nobody messed with me, they must have known I placed 4th in Mr. GetBig!

[Ursus]

People look at me wondering why i look like an librarian but am pretty big and young.

The odd middleaged slut will feel you up. I shit you not

[DK II]

Lmao!

[Deicide]

Hardcore...all the way hardcore.

[JasonH]

this morning I went to the supermarket to get a new shitload of food. I have a big appetite, lets put it that way. sometimes I even go with 2 shopping carts because one isnt enough. anyway today this guy comes up to me and says i can only use 1, already i feel the blood flowing to my head and my right hand is moving towards his throat, i close the captain of crush number 2  10 times and i am a boxer, so you could literally say i have deadly hands, anyway this guy comes up to me saying no no no why you need more than one, its already too crowded in the supermarket and there arent any shopping carts left. so I say: look here mthfckr, I didnt have enough sleep last night and im already trying to stay calm, get out of my way or there will be trouble. i saw the fear in his eyes and he said with a stottering voice " ok o k kok b but n nn ext tiime not"  so I said  "allrighty then"  and continued shopping.

so do you guys also have problems in the supermarket sometimes?

More internet lies.

[pumpster]

Understandable Marcus.