i think my apartment is haunted!

[NaturalWonder83]

last night i woke up at 330 to use the bathroom...i got back in bed and it felt diff in my aprtment...more eerie...so usually i fall rgiht back asleep but for some reason i didnt feel tired...i tunrned over on my side and i swear it suddenly felt like someone was walking in my apartment! i then swear i saw a light flashing all around kinda like a crazy man waving a flashlight all over...this made me get creeped out and i remained on my side...then i heard a mans low voice mumbling to himself over an over...soon i drifted off to sleep but woke up freaked out

[leonp1981]

Q: What do you do if you wake up in the night and your TV is floating?
A: Tell the negro to drop it.

 








































P.S. It's just a joke.

[Soundness]

last night i woke up at 330 to use the bathroom...i got back in bed and it felt diff in my aprtment...more eerie...so usually i fall rgiht back asleep but for some reason i didnt feel tired...i tunrned over on my side and i swear it suddenly felt like someone was walking in my apartment! i then swear i saw a light flashing all around kinda like a crazy man waving a flashlight all over...this made me get creeped out and i remained on my side...then i heard a mans low voice mumbling to himself over an over...soon i drifted off to sleep but woke up freaked out

Yep, it's haunted...

1) You want to explain (out loud) that you realize something may have happened in his life that was unfortunate, and that he didn't deserve, and that you understand this.

2) Tell him it's time to move on now, that the past is the past and can not be changed, and that the sooner he moves on, the better it will be for everyone.

3) Tell him it's time to rest now and explain that you would deeply appreciate it if he would leave you to live your life so that you can live your life and rest as well.

4) Then tell him thanks.


[Say it all sincerely, politely, with sympathy, and out loud. Good luck. Your sincerity will determine your "luck."  ] 

[chaos]

Yep, it's haunted...

1) You want to explain (out loud) that you realize something may have happened in his life that was unfortunate, and that he didn't deserve, and that you understand this.

2) Tell him it's time to move on now, that the past is the past and can not be changed, and that the sooner he moves on, the better it will be for everyone.

3) Tell him it's time to rest now and explain that you would deeply appreciate it if he would leave you to live your life so that you can live your life and rest as well.

4) Then tell him thanks.


[Say it all sincerely, politely, with sympathy, and out loud. Good luck. Your sincerity will determine your "luck."  ] 

Why not offer him a nice warm glass of piss?

[Soundness]

Why not offer him a nice warm glass of piss?

chaos, SPOT ON AS USUAL!

Urine therapy will cure this!

[NaturalWonder83]

Yep, it's haunted...

1) You want to explain (out loud) that you realize something may have happened in his life that was unfortunate, and that he didn't deserve, and that you understand this.

2) Tell him it's time to move on now, that the past is the past and can not be changed, and that the sooner he moves on, the better it will be for everyone.

3) Tell him it's time to rest now and explain that you would deeply appreciate it if he would leave you to live your life so that you can live your life and rest as well.

4) Then tell him thanks.


[Say it all sincerely, politely, with sympathy, and out loud. Good luck. Your sincerity will determine your "luck."  ] 

ok

[Soundness]

ok

If you follow those steps you will get rid of the entity.
What he needs is a "heart-to-heart." 

[chaos]

ok

Maybe it's your psyche playing with you, when's the fiance moving in?

Are you nervous about her taking over your pad?

[benchmstr]

last night i woke up at 330 to use the bathroom...i got back in bed and it felt diff in my aprtment...more eerie...so usually i fall rgiht back asleep but for some reason i didnt feel tired...i tunrned over on my side and i swear it suddenly felt like someone was walking in my apartment! i then swear i saw a light flashing all around kinda like a crazy man waving a flashlight all over...this made me get creeped out and i remained on my side...then i heard a mans low voice mumbling to himself over an over...soon i drifted off to sleep but woke up freaked out

this happens all the time, i fuck a bitch and she wont leave, and she just kind of sneaks around my house. thats when you get her back in bed and give her some involuntary anal!!!

but in your case its a dude, so i dont know what the hell you have to do to get him to leave.

bench

[NaturalWonder83]

If you follow those steps you will get rid of the entity.
What he needs is a "heart-to-heart." 

ok

Maybe it's your psyche playing with you, when's the fiance moving in?

Are you nervous about her taking over your pad?

she is moving in next thursday evening
i am a bit nervous..really about everything that has to do w/ the wedding

this happens all the time, i fuck a bitch and she wont leave, and she just kind of sneaks around my house. thats when you get her back in bed and give her some involuntary anal!!!

but in your case its a dude, so i dont know what the hell you have to do to get him to leave.

bench

lol

[chaos]

Has this ever happened before? How long have you  lived there?

[tonymctones]

ahh shit your fuked your gonna wake up with your bed floating next and then your closet door will open and close rapidly ive seen a hundred times.

[NaturalWonder83]

Has this ever happened before? How long have you  lived there?

about a year ago something similar to this happened
ive been in my current apartment for 3 years

ahh shit your fuked your gonna wake up with your bed floating next and then your closet door will open and close rapidly ive seen a hundred times.

[WillGrant]

Are you under a bit of stress Gene?
The mind is very powerful , somtimes when we are on edge we can wind our selfs up a bit .

[CalvinH]

Tylenol pm Gene.

[mass 04]

Sorry to hear that Gene, hopefully the poltergeist slips on some pizza boxes and leaves you alone.

[CalvinH]

Sorry to hear that Gene, hopefully the poltergeist slips on some pizza boxes and leaves you alone.

Or just takes out the pizza boxes and dumps them in the garbage.

[mass 04]

Or just takes out the pizza boxes and dumps them in the garbage.

that's true, he may be a friendly ghost.

[CalvinH]

that's true, he may be a friendly ghost.

Yeah but I can't see the ghost being a big help with the light bulbs

[tonymctones]

Sorry to hear that Gene, hopefully the poltergeist slips on some pizza boxes and leaves you alone.

Or just takes out the pizza boxes and dumps them in the garbage.

that's true, he may be a friendly ghost.

Yeah but I can't see the ghost being a big help with the light bulbs

hahahahah LOL  thats good shit

[laurion]

Maybe they want you to pose in your underwear for money....... 

[NaturalWonder83]

thank u for all the responses guys-truly appreciated

no hauntings last night...lets see what tonight brings

[Soundness]

thank u for all the responses guys-truly appreciated

no hauntings last night...lets see what tonight brings

Did you take my advice, by any chance?

[NaturalWonder83]

Did you take my advice, by any chance?

partly

[Soundness]

partly

As long as you let them know they're there and ask them to leave you alone it should work. It is intention that has the power. 

That's why I'm emphasizing sincerity. It wouldn't even be a bad idea to write a script for those steps, then say (even read) it out loud. You just have to feel like you mean it as you say it.