At "Sirloin & Brew Unlimited" in San Francisco, they had this broke down cheap-ass salad bar that had like 10 - 12 total items... lettuce, peas, onions, stale crutons, & several dressings. It was a big ass cart that was on wheels and was always stationed in the upper part of the restaurant. There were 5-6 wide stairs that went down to the lower main seating area...
...One night when we were getting thrown out, my friend Mike D'Angello, pushed the cart across the upper section at full speed and launched it off the top of the stairs. The salad cart went flying through the air like Evil Knevil, hit on its end and cartwheeled across the restaurant. People were screaming as we ran out the front doors, still carrying our pitchers of room temperature draft beer.
