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Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« on: December 17, 2008, 05:07:26 AM »
How do I start? I've been lurking around the getbig.com forums for some time now.  Finally took the time to sign on the dotted line. I couldn't find an "Introductions Forum" so I just figured I would start out here and say Hello!
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Re: Lurking
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 05:09:04 AM »
Quote from: Rupert Gaye on December 17, 2008, 05:07:26 AM
How do I start? I've been lurking around the getbig.com forums for some time now.  Finally took the time to sign on the dotted line. I couldn't find an "Introductions Forum" so I just figured I would start out here and say Hello!

Welcome Rupert. Are you a bear or a cub?
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The Showstoppa

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Re: Lurking
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 05:10:08 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on December 17, 2008, 05:09:04 AM
Welcome Rupert. Are you a bear or a cub?

He seems a bit cubbish.  Are you calling dibs?
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Rupert Gaye

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Re: Lurking
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 05:10:19 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on December 17, 2008, 05:09:04 AM
Welcome Rupert. Are you a bear or a cub?

You mean like the Chicago Bears or the Chicago Cubs?  I don't really care much for either.  What about you?
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kiwiol

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Re: Lurking
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 05:13:11 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on December 17, 2008, 05:10:08 AM
He seems a bit cubbish.  Are you calling dibs?

Haha I get the feeling he won't mind being either, as long as he gets to take a length from both ends, preferably at the same time. What do you think Show?

Quote from: Rupert Gaye on December 17, 2008, 05:10:19 AM
You mean like the Chicago Bears or the Chicago Cubs?  

So you only care for the ones from places like San Francisco? Gays from Chicago not hardcore enough for you?
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Re: Lurking
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 05:14:42 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on December 17, 2008, 05:13:11 AM
Haha I get the feeling he won't mind being either, as long as he gets to take a length from both ends, preferably at the same time. What do you think Show?

I think you are right kiwi... I bet he doesn't discriminate based on size, race, creed, etc... he's an equal opportunity cub.
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Rupert Gaye

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Re: Lurking
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 05:16:22 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on December 17, 2008, 05:13:11 AM
Gays from Chicago not hardcore enough for you?

I honestly don't follow?  ???
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Re: Lurking
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 05:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Rupert Gaye on December 17, 2008, 05:16:22 AM
I honestly don't follow?  ???

If you have been reading the boards for soemtime then you can't fail to follow....so tell us, who's gimmick are you?
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Re: Lurking
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 05:55:10 AM »
Quote from: Rupert Gaye on December 17, 2008, 05:16:22 AM
I honestly don't follow?  ???

Are you the shy type?

Sounds like a bottom to me.
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 06:22:53 AM »
welcome..
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John Smith from Canada

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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 08:20:14 AM »
Hello  ;D I want to welcome myself to the board. I am new here, so I thought that I would take this opportunity to do so. And I want to say that this thread is a very splendid idea indeed.  ;D
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John Smith from Canada

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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 08:26:10 AM »
Oh, yeah, and I wanted to add that my goal is to be a Moderator on this board too. So, I want to build some "Cred" on this board. My thoughts are that people should be more nice here. Like one guy told me to Fuck myself and for no reason. Can you believe that? Whatever! All I know, is that I'm not laughing.  >:( What good are these so called Moderators if they don't enforce the rules???
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2008, 08:42:25 AM »
Quote from: John Smith from Canada on December 17, 2008, 08:26:10 AM
Oh, yeah, and I wanted to add that my goal is to be a Moderator on this board too. So, I want to build some "Cred" on this board. My thoughts are that people should be more nice here. Like one guy told me to Fuck myself and for no reason. Can you believe that? Whatever! All I know, is that I'm not laughing.  >:( What good are these so called Moderators if they don't enforce the rules???

go fuck yourself.
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2008, 08:43:42 AM »
If you want to be a mod, you gotta post a pic and a 1-paragraph summary of why you believe you are qualified.
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2008, 08:56:54 AM »
Quote from: John Smith from Canada on December 17, 2008, 08:26:10 AM
Oh, yeah, and I wanted to add that my goal is to be a Moderator on this board too. So, I want to build some "Cred" on this board. My thoughts are that people should be more nice here. Like one guy told me to Fuck myself and for no reason. Can you believe that? Whatever! All I know, is that I'm not laughing.  >:( What good are these so called Moderators if they don't enforce the rules???

Young fool...
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John Smith from Canada

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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2008, 09:01:23 AM »
O.K. Thanks 240. Sounds like a plan for the future.

What's with that pic of that old man? WTF? Damnest thing I ever saw.  :-\  Guy looks like he's on deaths door or something. lol
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John Smith from Canada

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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2008, 09:06:11 AM »
Does it have to be a skin pic? I like my college Grad. pic. the best. Gown makes me look... hyouuugggeeee!!! lol
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2008, 10:05:58 AM »
Threads like this is why I love Getbig.
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2008, 10:12:01 AM »
Quote from: Rupert Gaye on December 17, 2008, 05:07:26 AM
How do I start? I've been lurking around the getbig.com forums for some time now.  Finally took the time to sign on the dotted line. I couldn't find an "Introductions Forum" so I just figured I would start out here and say Hello!


here is a very helpful tip 
go fuck yourself infidel.
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Re: Lurking
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2008, 10:12:55 AM »
Quote from: Rupert Gaye on December 17, 2008, 05:16:22 AM
I honestly don't follow?  ???

Ruptured Gay I already told you what to do.
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kiwiol

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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2008, 10:13:59 AM »
Quote from: Karl Kox on December 17, 2008, 10:05:58 AM
Threads like this is why I love Getbig.

Are you saying John Smith and Rupert Gaye are the kind of guys who wear open trenchcoats with nothing underneath, so they can approach young boys and ask them if they'd like to pet the snake, KK?
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2008, 10:15:13 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on December 17, 2008, 10:13:59 AM
Are you saying John Smith and Rupert Gaye are the kind of guys who wear open trenchcoats with nothing underneath, so they can approach young boys and ask them if they'd like to pet the snake, KK?



LMAO   
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2008, 10:18:52 AM »
Rupert and John strike me as the type of guys who apply for jobs at the local prison and when the warden asks where they'd like to work, they reply in unison "shower patrol" and when the warden says that only gays request that job they reply "Heavens no, we just like to see men do hard time, hand us those loofas so we can get to work."
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2008, 10:21:37 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on December 17, 2008, 10:18:52 AM
Rupert and John strike me as the type of guys who apply for jobs at the local prison and when the warden asks where they'd like to work, they reply in unison "shower patrol" and when the warden says that only gays request that job they reply "Heavens no, we just like to see men do hard time, hand us those loofas so we can get to work."

Ruptured Gay and Johnson Sucker strike me as the type of guys who would drop the soap in the showers of that prison on purpose
when the 500 pound black guy named bubba is around, just to get a taste of the chunky chocolate sauce.
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Re: Hola! (not that I'm Spanish)
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2008, 10:23:55 AM »
One day Rupert comes home to his boyfriend John who says, "Hey, I think I've got something up my ass. Can you have a look?" So Rupert rubs his hands with glee, gets on his knees and has a good look at said cavity and says, "I don't see anything." And then John says, "No, I definitely feel something. Put your finger in there and have a feel." So Rupert does that and still doesn't find anything. Pissed off, John says, "FFS. Just keep going till you find it." So Rupert goes in elbow deep, feels something and pulls it out to see it's a Rolex watch, upon which John starts singing 'Happy birthday to you'.
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