Guy at my gym says he could kick anyones ass in the world because.....

[Darren Avey]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

[JOCKTHEGLIDE]

ITSOKTOSHIVERDUDE

[DK II]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

looks like he's an idiot to say that and you're an idiot to post this lame story.

[kiwiol]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

Sounds dangerous. Avoid eye contact at all costs and maybe send your sister over to have sex with him, so he won't hurt you.

[Darren Avey]

looks like he's an idiot to say that and you're an idiot to post this lame story.

And you re an idiot to take the time to reply if you think its so lame!

[DK II]

And you re an idiot to take the time to reply if you think its so lame!

Actually i was just friendly and tried to warn you... 


That's what you get, when you want to help a youngster out these days. brutal. 

[Rimbaud]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

Thanks for sharing. 

[Schmoe Buster]

punch him in the head and see how he reacts, my guess is he wont do shit just a UFC schmoe

[QuakerOats]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

did you put your hands up and back away slowly from this living breathing Mike Tyson?

[no one]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

ironneck trains at your gym?

[DK II]

ironneck trains at your gym?

 

[Darren Avey]

He also says his dad benches 305KG in their garage, thats about 780lbs!

[mass 04]

He also says his dad benches 305KG in their garage, thats about 780lbs!

haha it's always in the "garage" or "basement"

[Tapeworm]

haha it's always in the "garage" or "basement"

That why you never see these monsters.  They can't fit up the stairs and through the door.  They just roar when they want food.

[emn1964]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

Kid-you lost me when you used "learnt" and "altho" in your post.

[mass 04]

Kid-you lost me when you used "learnt" and "altho" in your post.

he's trying to give us "knoledge".

[J Grey]

hes watched loads of UFC and learnt the moves and altho hes never been even to 1 MMA or boxing or any other sort of combat training session he told me with his "knoledge" of watching countless hours of UFC dvds he could take on and beat any man!!

Oh hes a 5 foot 8 170lb Pakistani BTW, i can feel everyone quivering now

do what kiwiol said, send your sister over to have sex with him so he won't hurt you.

[emn1964]

he's trying to give us "knoledge".

he's got teh smarts

[DK II]

He also says his dad benches 305KG in their garage, thats about 780lbs!

Yes, but he meant that his dad receives anal sex from obese people for money.

[SS]

Does he know the one punch death punch or the I know paralyzing pressure points, like my 150lb neighbor does?

[DK II]

Does he know the one punch death punch or the I know paralyzing pressure points, like my 150lb neighbor does?

Kamehameha!!!!

[Megalodon]

It's better to work on education and money earning ability than worry about who can beat up whom. In the real world the more educated/wealthy are the dominant alpha males and the violent end up weak slaves in prison. In the 70's do you think Arnold was concerned with who he could beat up?

[emn1964]

I watched Karate Kid and apparently you only need to know that one move he did at the end to beat anyone.  So I practice that at the gym on a regular basis.  I'm ready for any ninjas.  Maybe Kenny Wheeler should have practiced that one?  But I digress.  Ok, now I gotta go take a shit.

[250goal]

Why are you bothering talking to guys at your gym?  The gyms isn't a place to socialize, it's a place to do your thing and go home.

[RagingBull]

He also says his dad benches 305KG in their garage, thats about 780lbs!

671 lbs