Interesting revelation about Ronnie in the new Flex...........

[webcake]

A cop at the scene of a murder.... wow, this is a ground breaking revelation 

But not just any cop............it was Ronnie Coleman!! 

[just_a_pilgrim]

i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

Pics or it didn't happen

[JOHN MATRIX]

Pics or it didn't happen

why exactly is it not believable?

[just_a_pilgrim]

why exactly is it not believable?

Black people arn't allowed to be cops

[dr.chimps]

Black people arn't allowed to be cops

They call me Mister Tibbs! 

[DeltsaForce]

he also said he goes to bed at 5 in the morning and gets up at noon, weird hours.

typical getbigger

[MuscleMcMannus]

A cop at the scene of a murder.... wow, this is a ground breaking revelation 

Yes only reaffirms the fact that most of us on getbig are in the company of children.

Google pictures of Nikki Catsouras and then tell me if walking into a doulbe murde is as bad as walking into that. 

[Bossa]

Yes only reaffirms the fact that most of us on getbig are in the company of children.

Google pictures of Nikki Catsouras and then tell me if walking into a doulbe murde is as bad as walking into that. 

I think actually being there to see it in person would leave a lasting immpression...to me its just another gross pic on the net that we have all become accustomed to

[gordiano]

i ran into some huge black cop one time years ago,i was in a rush to get home after work one dayand ended up getting pulled over by a cop. i was already in a bad mood and this made me even worse obviously. so im sitting there and this big fking black cop comes out of the car to my window. this guy was bloody huge, ripped and you could tell he was 'one of those' type cops where its just an asshole with a gun and his tight little shirt and sunglasses. he was acting like a hardass to me so i was really short and sarcastic with him. tells me to get out of the car. at this point im furious, i didnt even think i had done anything wrong. he starts asking me if i think im some kind of tough guy and getting in my face. meanwhile another cop car had pulled up, you know how they show up in groups sometimes. so we are arguing still and then he kind of pushes me back. i flipped out and pushed him down and then another cop or two grabs me from behind to restrain me and i shouted "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!!" and flipped them both over my shoulder into the windshield of their cruiser. meanwhile the big black cop was on the ground in a little puddle of his own pee and i approached him, ripped off my shirt and pants(i always wear a posing thong underneath just in case, you never know when you may need it) did an ab/thigh pose and flexed till vains popped out, turned around and hit a devistating glute shot and the poor bastard started crying as i screamed 'REMEMBER THE NAME, IM JOHN MATRIX AND I POST ON GETBIG!!!!!'  got in my car and drove home.  

Good shit!

[HTexan]

Good shit!

pure gangsta

[Big Mark C]

they had a little Q&A thing with him in the new issue and they asked him what his weirdest experience as a police officer was and he said he went to a call where a guy came out of a house yelling and acting weird and when Ronnie went in the house he saw a bunch of blood and a double murder, pretty crazy stuff.

walmart has some neat mags huh?

[rkw1969]

hmm, the stories i can tell you. i see it all the time. it doesnt even faze you after the first couple.

[Cavalier22]

holy shit john matrix, that was you?

i passed you on the highway while you were doing your thigh and abs routine over a bloody cop

btw, your rear delts need work

[TechnoViking]

I was at my friends house after High school fucking some bitches and smoking blunts(translation:smoking weed with girls we wanted to fuck but didn't) , his brother had some hippies over throwing the Frisbee... Frisbee goes into the yard behind the house and there was some dude who shot his head off.. turns out that it was the home owner's brother who was a degenerate gambler and lost a lot in Atlantic city...i couldn't go to sleep for like three days...it looked sick.

3 days...That shit would have most seeing a shrink for post traumatic stress syndrome...

[Wiggs]

Black people arn't allowed to be cops

I guess that's why your mom likes me to dress up as a cop

[JOHN MATRIX]

holy shit john matrix, that was you?

i passed you on the highway while you were doing your thigh and abs routine over a bloody cop

btw, your rear delts need work

haha. i suppose it did create quite a scene.

[wolfgang187]

Black people arn't allowed to be cops

WOULD YOU PLEASE EXPAND ON THAT?

[SkinnyFatty]

This thread needs desperately a youtube vid, where we can see big Ron's day as a cop. Who knows it??

[DK II]

Black people arn't allowed to be cops

that's wrong, they SHOULD not be allowed to be cops. 

[Figo]

My uncle worked in homicide for a number of years and he has told me some pretty crazy things...off the top of my head a guy committing suicide by jumping off the balcony of his apartment  and getting decapitated and finding his head which had rolled into the underground parking...also wnet to a scene where a guy cut his wife into pieces with a machete

He said the only time he felt sick was on his first day he went to a traffic accident and a guys fingers got cut off and he had to go pick them up...very first day on the job

Was your uncle a cop in Cambodia?

[HUGEPECS]

Ronnie should be lucky when he used to be a cop he didn't face much worse than what he described. I wonder what Ronnie would have felt like if he responded to a call and went into the house and found a Maggots infested guy who hanged himself 2 weeks ago and his neighbors just found out.....

[Immortal_Technique]

I work at the council, and some guy I read about who got moved out of his council house was so pissed off that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw so that when the council guys came in they found a beheaded guy who'd ruined the carpets with his blood.

Pretty cool story, but doesn't have Ronnie Coleman in it so it sucks by default.

[The Showstoppa]

I work at the council, and some guy I read about who got moved out of his council house was so pissed off that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw so that when the council guys came in they found a beheaded guy who'd ruined the carpets with his blood.

Pretty cool story, but doesn't have Ronnie Coleman in it so it sucks by default.

WTF is "the council?"

[Bear]

WTF is "the council?"

Like the government. English term.

[HTexan]

I work at the council, and some guy I read about who got moved out of his council house was so pissed off that he cut his own head off with a chainsaw so that when the council guys came in they found a beheaded guy who'd ruined the carpets with his blood.

Pretty cool story, but doesn't have Ronnie Coleman in it so it sucks by default.

it was on all the new sites. He didn't lose his head. He was a pez dispenser.