Had a close call last night my GB iron lifing brothers in arms.

[SS]

So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.

Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad  posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.

[bigmc]

So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.

Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad  posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.

good stuff SS

you are lucky one of the the dudes with baseball bats wasn't chainsaw

[SS]

good stuff SS

you are lucky one of the the dudes with baseball bats wasn't chainsaw

That's what my lawyer said.

[The Showstoppa]

That's what my lawyer said.

SS, good stuff, glad to hear you made it out alive.  Did you give any of them the curb stomp for good measure?

[SS]

SS, good stuff, glad to hear you made it out alive.  Did you give any of them the curb stomp for good measure?

You know brah i had my hands full at the moment..sorry to disappoint.............. . I'll try better next time.

[SS]

Ok I guess the reason the cops took such extreme measures is because of my size..........I'm lucks they didn't send a missile or a tank in at me.


Oh I also left out the part about the 4 rotts i took down before the 20 cops came in.

[ManBearPig...]

Ok I guess the reason the cops took such extreme measures is because of my size..........I'm lucks they didn't send a missile or a tank in at me.


Oh I also left out the part about the 4 rotts i took down before the 20 cops came in.

I bet you're just the type of chiseled monster of a man who, for no reason whatsoever, gets his midsection felt up by male and female cops.

[SS]

I bet you're just the type of chiseled monster of a man who, for no reason whatsoever, gets his midsection felt up by male and female cops.

Were you one of those 300lb monsters?

[ManBearPig...]

Were you one of those 300lb monsters?

I was the female cop who "interrogated" you in the back of my squad car.

[Sam]

 

[Man of Steel]

I have a short list of hereos and SS is at the top of that list.

[SS]

I have a short list of hereos and SS is at the top of that list.

Like wise my friend.

[The Showstoppa]

You know brah i had my hands full at the moment..sorry to disappoint.............. . I'll try better next time.

You know it....they got off lucky.  No disappointment, every beatdown is it's own thang...

[SS]

You know it....they got off lucky.  No disappointment, every beatdown is it's own thang...

Right? I was the one that got focked not the guy with the one with one eye ball now...........Its' gonna a take me 6 months to heal and I have a P/L comp in feb and a rage in the cage fight in march...I'm so focked!!!!!!!!!!

[Mars]

yes SS is a man with balls.

[The Showstoppa]

Right? I was the one that got focked not the guy with the one with one eye ball now...........Its' gonna a take me 6 months to heal and I have a P/L comp in feb and a rage in the cage fight in march...I'm so focked!!!!!!!!!!

At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance.  I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April.   2 vs 1.  The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.

[SS]

At least with your injury, the other competitors in the P/L and cagefighting will have a slim chance.  I'm scheduled for a handicap cagefight in April.   2 vs 1.  The two are Paki's, so it shouldn't be much of a challenge.

Thats one way to look at it........will you be fighting on your knees with one hand tied behind your back again?

[chainsaw]

Hahahahahhahahhhahaha

You guys are great!

[spinnis]

SS is a big white man with muscles.
We're all jealous.

[SS]

yes SS is a man with balls in my face and i like it.

thuper duper!, big guy

[Bossa]

SS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You sir are a legend

[_bruce_]

True aryan power 

[Alex23]

fuck SS... I was wondering what that weird voice mail you left with background helicopter noises and baseball bats shaterring was all about....

I know who's behind; The Internetz... will get 'em...

[The Coach]

So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.

Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad  posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.

Were you waring a Tapout shirt with your beanie on sideways ?

[The Showstoppa]

Thats one way to look at it........will you be fighting on your knees with one hand tied behind your back again?

I was thinking of not using my hands at all, and only my left foot.  Whatcha' think?