So I'm out riding last night and 3 wanna be thugs were rollin next to me on my scooter "I knew they were wannabes cause they were bumping limp biscuit" so i look over and they start throwing some kind of retard sign language hand signs..... next thing you know a big stream of liquid came at me, didn't take me long to realize it was mace.......so i swerve over they follow i pulled my heater out and as they ran up i said "ill focking kill you!!!!!!!!!" they froze I said which one of you apes shot me with the pepper spray!!!!!!!.
Didn't take long for them to rat on their homey, so i pistol whipped the culprit...when he hit the pavement........ i started booting him and screaming white power!! white power!!!!!!! Then i looked down and saw he was looking at me funny, so i said whats wrong spook you having trouble seeing me now, well let me help........ so i took the can of mace and blasted it right in where his eye use to be......... the other 2 punks just stood there like retards...........I then hopped on my horse and rode out.....I got about a mile away and out of no where a helicopter landed 20 guys over 300lbs @ 4% BF came running at me with baseball bats........ it seemed like they all hit me at once. next thing i remember I'm laying in the hospital bad posting this from my lawyers lap top/........wish me luck in court!........................ ..true story.