FBI visited me this morning....

[Moosejay]

I received an oil delivery at my house a few minutes ago.

The gentleman came to the door for the $312 dollars for the oil.

He was an older man, wearing an FBI hat.

We chatted,. and I had to ask, "FBI?"

"Oh, " he replied..."My son is in the FBI."

"He started as a Navy Seal, was involved in much covert action in the Middle East that he could not tell me about, and now he serves our country all over the world. I am very proud of him.

I told him if I did not go the college route, I'd have done wht his son did.

I told him, him being a truck driver as was my father, That ONLY in America could his son and me do so well after coming from blue collar existences.

He agreed.

I shook his hand and thanked him for producing an honorable and courageous son who helped our great country.

"We coulkd nev er live the way we do without people like your son. Listen to thge disgustin g tripe spewed on liberal TV about how bad our country is. Look at the beautiful house I live in...after growing up in a blue collar household....

"You think you could do this anywhere else...YOU COULD NOT," I said.

He agreed. "That's why everyone wants to come here..."

We shook hands and he left.

That, people, is the stuff that makes Am erica great.

'Nuff Said.

[#1 Klaus fan]

Norway is the best place to live in. And that you can back up with facts.

[DeadSquatPress]

you were high as fuck and hallucinated that whole experience.

[Playboy]

I received an oil delivery at my house a few minutes ago.

The gentleman came to the door for the $312 dollars for the oil.

He was an older man, wearing an FBI hat.

We chatted,. and I had to ask, "FBI?"

"Oh, " he replied..."My son is in the FBI."

"He started as a Navy Seal, was involved in much covert action in the Middle East that he could not tell me about, and now he serves our country all over the world. I am very proud of him.

I told him if I did not go the college route, I'd have done wht his son did.

I told him, him being a truck driver as was my father, That ONLY in America could his son and me do so well after coming from blue collar existences.

He agreed.

I shook his hand and thanked him for producing an honorable and courageous son who helped our great country.

"We coulkd nev er live the way we do without people like your son. Listen to thge disgustin g tripe spewed on liberal TV about how bad our country is. Look at the beautiful house I live in...after growing up in a blue collar household....

"You think you could do this anywhere else...YOU COULD NOT," I said.

He agreed. "That's why everyone wants to come here..."

We shook hands and he left.

That, people, is the stuff that makes Am erica great.

'Nuff Said.

You should have showed him your hgh stash 

[Moosejay]

you were high as fuck and hallucinated that whole experience.

not yet...too early in the day

[polychronopolous]

I received an oil delivery at my house a few minutes ago.

The gentleman came to the door for the $312 dollars for the oil.

He was an older man, wearing an FBI hat.

We chatted,. and I had to ask, "FBI?"

"Oh, " he replied..."My son is in the FBI."

"He started as a Navy Seal, was involved in much covert action in the Middle East that he could not tell me about, and now he serves our country all over the world. I am very proud of him.

I told him if I did not go the college route, I'd have done wht his son did.

I told him, him being a truck driver as was my father, That ONLY in America could his son and me do so well after coming from blue collar existences.

He agreed.

I shook his hand and thanked him for producing an honorable and courageous son who helped our great country.

"We coulkd nev er live the way we do without people like your son. Listen to thge disgustin g tripe spewed on liberal TV about how bad our country is. Look at the beautiful house I live in...after growing up in a blue collar household....

"You think you could do this anywhere else...YOU COULD NOT," I said.

He agreed. "That's why everyone wants to come here..."

We shook hands and he left.

That, people, is the stuff that makes Am erica great.

'Nuff Said.

Agreed.

Great story Moosejay, you are like the Paul Harvey of getbig.

Keep 'em coming.

[Rearden Metal]

sounds like you shit on the guy with backhanded compliments. Nice job Mike.

[Moosejay]

Agreed.

Great story Moosejay, you are like the Paul Harvey of getbig.

Keep 'em coming.

Thanks, Poly

"Mike Dusa, Good Day..."

[Moosejay]

sounds like you shit on the guy with backhanded compliments. Nice job Mike.

Well

Try a 'Cerumen Spoon'

To remove the wax

from your ears

[boonstack]

i have extreme respect for anyone that legitimately makes it through seal training.

its the absolute hardest training on the planet. I was going to join the Navy, but my dad had a friend who was a seal, and the guy totally talked me out of it thankfully

[Moosejay]

i have extreme respect for anyone that legitimately makes it through seal training.

its the absolute hardest training on the planet. I was going to join the Navy, but my dad had a friend who was a seal, and the guy totally talked me out of it thankfully

agreed

the best of America

[Monster_Everything]

that was a dumb story, sure you didnt invite him into your house so you can blow him ?

[Grenade]

that was a dumb story, sure you didnt invite him into your house so you can blow him ?

hahahha brutal

[Rearden Metal]

Well

Try a 'Cerumen Spoon'

To remove the wax

from your ears

A lot of us liked it better when you were gone.

[240 is Back]

I shook his hand and thanked him for producing an honorable and courageous son who helped our great country.

We shook hands and he left.

You should have showed him your infection and asked if he wanted to shake hands.  That creeps some folks out.

[Moosejay]

You should have showed him your infection and asked if he wanted to shake hands.  That creeps some folks out.

Makes my girlfriend's legs weak

[Moosejay]

that was a dumb story, sure you didnt invite him into your house so you can blow him ?

dumb=you

hth

[Moosejay]

A lot of us liked it better when you were gone.

"a lot of us"= about 5 people

[Moosejay]

Just think with Obama in office this great country will soon turn into a playground for child mollesters. Barrack = badnews

I say give him a chance

[Rearden Metal]

"a lot of us"= about 5 people

Don't confuse the sympathy you're getting from your illness with friendships you think you might have Mike.

[Moosejay]

Don't confuse the sympathy you're getting from your illness with friendships you think you might have Mike.

NOBODY has freinds on here.

You never meet anyone here in person...they6 are not friends

You can be FRIENDLY with folks here

I have about 2-3 real friends in real life

Class dismissed

[The Showstoppa]

i have extreme respect for anyone that legitimately makes it through seal training.

its the absolute hardest training on the planet. I was going to join the Navy, but my dad had a friend who was a seal, and the guy totally talked me out of it thankfully

Good thing.  You would have been dropped in the first week and served your enlistment chipping paint.

[Monster_Everything]

dumb=you

hth

enjoy that flesh eating bacteria, hope it devours your hands so you can post here hahahaha

[Moosejay]

enjoy that flesh eating bacteria, hope it devours your hands so you can post here hahahaha

Dude, the only problem with losing my right hand

if I do

Is that when I see you

I'd have to slap your 

Chubby, Cherub-like face

With my left

ta-ta

[Monster_Everything]

Dude, the only problem with losing my right hand

if I do

Is that when I see you

I'd have to slap your 

Chubby, Cherub-like face

With my left

ta-ta

hahahah threats of physical violence over the internet ... phase three meltdown