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Characters in the gym
« on: January 09, 2009, 12:26:33 PM »
I always loved the threads where we discuss the various funny characters we encounter in the gym.  So please share some of your favoites in this thread. 

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2009, 12:31:43 PM »
there's this one queer in my gym that loves to start stupid threads on getbig.  name's calf something...

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2009, 02:52:37 PM »
I always loved the threads where we discuss the various funny characters we encounter in the gym.  So please share some of your favoites in this thread. 

Fail.

Go get back in bed with your mommy.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2009, 02:55:09 PM »
There's this huge guy who benches 1100lbs raw and is 375lbs with 1% BF and drives a Bugatti Veyron and owns a 1000 room mansion. Called webcke, or something.....
No doubt about it...

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2009, 03:38:43 PM »
Mr. Smith, 70 year old dude, does his whole workout on the smith machine----squats, military press, flat presses, incline presses and shadow boxes in between sets.

He actually looks damn good for his age and I've spoken to him briefly once or twice and he's nice but he's hilarious to watch.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »
one guy in my gym, walks in does about 20 sets of 3 reps of power cleans with 135lbs, nothing else, then proceeds to try one arm row a barbell for about 20 sets of 3 reps with 135lbs(he fails at this).

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2009, 03:42:07 PM »
the guy that wears the same ripped up T shirt every workout.
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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2009, 04:09:18 PM »
There's a guy at one of the gyms I train at who loads 4 plates per side on the Hammer Strength dip machine and then, while standing, bounces the weight off the stops (about a 6" ROM) for about 20 reps. Walks around the gym all serious between sets, then after a few goes to the locker room and shaves his head.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2009, 04:19:16 PM »
I have a guy who always wear sunglasses in the gym whether its bright that day or not (lots of windows floor to cieling).  Im not sure if maybe he has some sort of eye problems or something but he wears these really dark almost matrix glasses and looks like a complete knob...

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2009, 04:26:24 PM »
The shadow boxers with the hoodies.  My gym is loaded with them.  They mean business too!

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 04:47:25 PM »
Must be his gay blockers so he can wear them and hide his eyes everytime hes checking out the dudes working out because I have noticed the guy at my gym does a lot of glancing towards me and other big guys who workout through his dark shades.  Its almost like he thinks I cant tell hes looking at me very creepy if you ask me...

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2009, 04:54:31 PM »
I have a guy who always wear sunglasses in the gym whether its bright that day or not (lots of windows floor to cieling).  Im not sure if maybe he has some sort of eye problems or something but he wears these really dark almost matrix glasses and looks like a complete knob...


I don't know why, but "a complete knob" just cracks me up.

Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night" comes to mind.


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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2009, 05:21:30 PM »
One of the guys at the gym I train at comes into the gym oiled up before every workout. He wears a tank top and whenever he gets up off of a bench it is filled with the oil from his body. Of course he never wipes it off the bench either.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2009, 05:24:51 PM »
I dislike the SCHMOES.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2009, 05:58:58 PM »
The shadow boxers with the hoodies.  My gym is loaded with them.  They mean business too!


KInd of a repost but there was a dude at my gym with a long staff doing all sorts of Jet Li shit the other day.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2009, 07:53:34 PM »
Fail.

Go get back in bed with your mommy.

Hope this helps...
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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2009, 02:58:39 AM »
There's an Asian guy who's recently joined our gym who I'm assuming must be autistic or something. Well, he seems to have problems with his nerves because whenever he asks if you're using a piece of equipment he's shaking and looks utterly petrified and apologises profusely if you say you've got a few sets to go and you'll be done in a minute. Even if you offer to work in with him or let him use the equipment with you he refuses and just stands there wringing his hands until you're finished. He only does powerlifting movements too - squats, deadlifts and benches and presses, all in the one workout, every time he comes to the gym. Quite a strong guy for his size (benches 3 plates a side) but one of the strangest guys I've even known in a gym.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2009, 03:02:17 AM »
;D



What's funny is that guy in the red shorts probably looks x10 bigger and better than you with his shirt off chubs! :)

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2009, 04:03:18 AM »
I don't have much interest at people in the gym, except for the few I know personally.

Most people are not that interesting, and this is true.

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2009, 04:07:08 AM »
I don't have much interest at people in the gym, except for the few I know personally.

Most people are not that interesting, and this is true.


look in the mirror.
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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2009, 04:09:55 AM »
look in the mirror.

I look in the mirror, I like who I am. People with "big" in their screennames are usually schmoes who love to worship the man muscle.   :-X

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2009, 04:11:23 AM »
I look in the mirror, I like who I am. People with "big" in their screennames are usually schmoes who love to worship the man muscle.   :-X

wow.testy testy.you seem a little insecure.
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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2009, 04:13:42 AM »
wow.testy testy.you seem a little insecure.

You must be intelligent.   ::)

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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2009, 04:15:38 AM »
You must be intelligent.   ::)

nah not really.
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Re: Characters in the gym
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2009, 05:44:37 AM »
I see some incredible woman's asses in the gym. Fucks up my focus though.
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