Only real men carry around abs 365 days a year....can't get laid without em. Well, you can get some fat, ugly chicks, but no man will pull the tang that a 365 days/yr ab'd man will. Abs say, "I take care of myself and that I can take care of others." Abs are a sign of intelligence in that people realize "hey, that man understands the anatomy and physiology of his body...I sure would like his opinion on some life matters." Visible year-round abs are a true divider between the "haves" and "the have nots". Abs are indicative of discipline, love and a genuine sense of well-being. Abs make other abless men shrink in fright. Abs engender envy in abless men and lust in all women. Abs align the stars and protect the delicate balance between good and evil. Abs bring forth a triumphant light in a world of shadow. Abs feed the starving, shelter the homelss, cure the sick and bring smiles to the faces of orphaned children. Sometimes when I'm faced with a difficult challenge in life I stop and think to myself, "What would shredded abs do?" and miraculously my problem resolves.
