yes....we can do them before we go to a shitty night club where i try to get laid but i never happens. Then, as a excuse, I will say "nah no of the girls are hot enough, bro"then i go home.....and cry
I may have it worse, the wife won't even give me permission to leave the house....and yes, I would need permission.
Only real men carry around abs 365 days a year....can't get laid without em. Well, you can get some fat, ugly chicks, but no man will pull the tang that a 365 days/yr ab'd man will. Abs say, "I take care of myself and that I can take care of others." Abs are a sign of intelligence in that people realize "hey, that man understands the anatomy and physiology of his body...I sure would like his opinion on some life matters." Visible year-round abs are a true divider between the "haves" and "the have nots". Abs are indicative of discipline, love and a genuine sense of well-being. Abs make other abless men shrink in fright. Abs engender envy in abless men and lust in all women. Abs align the stars and protect the delicate balance between good and evil. Abs bring forth a triumphant light in a world of shadow. Abs feed the starving, shelter the homelss, cure the sick and bring smiles to the faces of orphaned children. Sometimes when I'm faced with a difficult challenge in life I stop and think to myself, "What would shredded abs do?" and miraculously my problem resolves.
God damn that was funny! But youre still fat.
ETA on your picture?
btw, another "abs" factAbs helped the greeks beat the persianssee the movie "300"
I think all of histories wars were won by the side with the best abs.
Lets you and I have a $100,000.00 bet on whos abs are better. You up to the challenge Squad? I can double or triple the amount if necessary. Let me know bro.
well if by "handsome" you mean big ass dumbo ears, monster forehead, big ski slope nose and neck like a stack of dimes then yes....you're very handsome.
AHAHAAH!!! Sorry johnny, but this was funny!
He's afraid to post one.
agreedthe one thing i don't get is the "ears" thingI never became self consious of my ears till QO started pointing them out to methe nose, yesbut the ears, never
my abs aren't visible, i've already admitted that a million times and the pictures i've posted show that, now let's see your picture.
Sorry Johnny. A neck like a stack of dimes
Why don't we BOTH post pics MOS? Squad.....YOU can join in the fun!I destroy fatso's!
How pathetic, you lose backing down from a direct challenge? Beta-male....
Manicotti meltdown
I let him off the hook, but Dave is beginning to bring the thunder....shit makes me laugh.
