What % of GetBiggers......

[Mons Venus]

Got pics on the Y....knock yourself out.   Hell, make some comparisons....start a few random threads about em....whatever helps keep the noose off your neck.

As always I'm here to help.

Post a recent fatboy pic and I'll make you wish you were me!

[The Coach]

Me!

[drkaje]

Let me guess...... Mons Venus is an upper tier competitor who works a great job and posting pics might endanger his top secret security clearance and blow his cover with the CIA/FBI's deep cover division that can work inside the US and internationally.

[bigmc]

Let me guess...... Mons Venus is an upper tier competitor who works a great job and posting pics might endanger his top secret security clearance and blow his cover with the CIA/FBI's deep cover division that can work inside the US and internationally.

he will stipulate that everyone else has to post pics

then make an excuse if they do why he can't

its quite the self ownage

[drkaje]

he will sipulate that everyone else has to post pics

then make an excuse if they do why he can't

its quite the self ownage

All the people he's claiming to own have posted pics.

[johnnynoname]

what can i say

only a few of us have the calling

then again, I come from a long line of douchebags

[technokc]

Only real men carry around abs 365 days a year....can't get laid without em.   Well, you can get some fat, ugly chicks, but no man will pull the tang that a 365 days/yr ab'd man will.  Abs say, "I take care of myself and that I can take care of others."  Abs are a sign of intelligence in that people realize "hey, that man understands the anatomy and physiology of his body...I sure would like his opinion on some life matters."  Visible year-round abs are a true divider between the "haves" and "the have nots".  Abs are indicative of discipline, love and a genuine sense of well-being.  Abs make other abless men shrink in fright.  Abs engender envy in abless men and lust in all women.  Abs align the stars and protect the delicate balance between good and evil.  Abs bring forth a triumphant light in a world of shadow.  Abs feed the starving, shelter the homelss, cure the sick and bring smiles to the faces of orphaned children.  Sometimes when I'm faced with a difficult challenge in life I stop and think to myself, "What would shredded abs do?" and miraculously my problem resolves.

Thanks for making me feel completely like a piece of shit for the steak, egg, and cheese bagel I just ate from MickyD's.  How can I feel good about myself with the knowledge that there are more homeless people in the world because of me.

[Man of Steel]

Post a recent fatboy pic and I'll make you wish you were me!

Here's the last pic of me right before the holidays over a weekend on Dec08 on a painting project.  Over the holidays the wife and I were sick for 2 weeks and have no new pics cause we didn't leave the house much and have had no reason to take pics since this time.   Now, go ahead, destroy me.   

[johnnynoname]

Here's the last pic of me right before the holidays over a weekend on Dec08 on a painting project.  Over the holidays the wife and I were sick for 2 weeks and have no new pics cause we didn't leave the house much.

were you tempted to paint yourself and run around the streets like a demented smurf

[QuakerOats]

Here's the last pic of me right before the holidays over a weekend on Dec08 on a painting project.  Over the holidays the wife and I were sick for 2 weeks and have no new pics cause we didn't leave the house much.

looking huge and thick man, like a top level 275 class powerlifter.

[The Showstoppa]

looking huge and thick man, like a top level 275 class powerlifter.

Yeah, QO, but if MOS were to "get lean" he would only weigh 120lbs and could only bench press a kleenex...haha

[Man of Steel]

were you tempted to paint yourself and run around the streets like a demented smurf

Hey, that's not smurf blue....that's as close to Superman blue as would could get!!

And yes, I was tempted.

[Man of Steel]

looking huge and thick man, like a top level 275 class powerlifter.

You're quite the thickly muscled cathedral pillar yourself there stud.

[johnnynoname]

being a smurf > superman, imho

[Man of Steel]

Yeah, QO, but if MOS were to "get lean" he would only weigh 120lbs and could only bench press a kleenex...haha

Only then would I be a real man cause I'd have abs....strength means nothing if you have abs year round.

[johnnynoname]

as a emotwinkey who has sex with many a 18 year old college freshman, I can say that MOS is definatley a real man even though he doesn't have a sillouette that resembles a rail- a sexy rail may i add

[QuakerOats]

as a emotwinkey who has sex with many a 18 year old college freshman, I can say that MOS is definatley a real man even though he doesn't have a sillouette that resembles a rail- a sexy rail may i add

you're too ugly to be an emotwinky.

[Man of Steel]

as a emotwinkey who has sex with many a 18 year old college freshman, I can say that MOS is definatley a real man even though he doesn't have a sillouette that resembles a rail- a sexy rail may i add

I'm likin you more and more...maybe we can do some sets of buddy towel curls sometime.

[johnnynoname]

you're too ugly to be an emotwinky.

i'm actually very handsome

I'm kinda like one of those handsome Labonese boat workers in a episode of Red Shoe Diaries .

[drkaje]

There are tons of skinny guys with abs. No idea how many muscular with abs people are running around.

[QuakerOats]

i'm actually very handsome

I'm kinda like one of those handsome Labonese boat workers in a episode of Red Shoe Diaries .

well if by "handsome" you mean big ass dumbo ears, monster forehead, big ski slope nose and neck like a stack of dimes then yes....you're very handsome.

[johnnynoname]

I'm likin you more and more...maybe we can do some sets of buddy towel curls sometime.

yes....we can do them before we go to a shitty night club where i try to get laid but i never happens.  Then, as a excuse, I will say "nah no of the girls are hot enough, bro"

then i go home



.....and cry

[johnnynoname]

well if by "handsome" you mean big ass dumbo ears, monster forehead, big ski slope nose and neck like a stack of dimes then yes....you're very handsome.

I prefer the term "ethnic/exotic"

[The Showstoppa]

yes....we can do them before we go to a shitty night club where i try to get laid but i never happens.  Then, as a excuse, I will say "nah no of the girls are hot enough, bro"

then i go home



.....and cry

Pick a fight outside the club with some actual emo who is wandering home from his "friend" Marco's house....you can best him and go home feeling like a real man!

[johnnynoname]

Pick a fight outside the club with some actual emo who is wandering home from his "friend" Marco's house....you can best him and go home feeling like a real man!

awesome...their are a bunch of tools named marco around here