Altercation At The Gym.

[kimura]

I tried to "fight" an Akita once.  32 stitches in my face and neck.  I am lucky the fucking thing did not kill me.

[The Showstoppa]

I tried to "fight" an Akita once.  32 stitches in my face and neck.  I am lucky the fucking thing did not kill me.

hahaha, you need to apply "suckmymuscle" technique of orally pleasing the pooch.

[JimmyTheFish]

the only thing you run is the local glory hole homo

how fuckinggggg original 'fatpanda' 

shouldnt you be phtoshopping more harry potter pics?

[Fatpanda]

how fuckinggggg original 'fatpanda' 

shouldnt you be phtoshopping more harry potter pics?

thanks jimmy, did you like them ?

[Cavalier22]

i don't believe this story.

what was the situation where he broke the poor dogs spine?

[wordy]

I tried to "fight" an Akita once.  32 stitches in my face and neck.  I am lucky the fucking thing did not kill me.

Wow, what happened? I'm the proud owner of a 16 month old akita, and know he can be a funny bugger around people so he's kept on a lead at all time when we're out.

[HeyNow]

  I did. I told you to meet me at Power Gym in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida, at a specific time on a specific day. You came up with some bullshit excuse that you couldn't travel. Why should I believe that you'll send me plane tickets? You are obviously full of shit that you'll fight me.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I actually live in South Florida, give me the address etc of this gym.  I probably could stop by later this week like Thursday or Friday.  PM me what exit off of 95 the gym is off of.

[Ursus]

a dog bit my foot once.

i ran home crying LOL

[James Phoenix]

I actually live in South Florida, give me the address etc of this gym.  I probably could stop by later this week like Thursday or Friday.  PM me what exit off of 95 the gym is off of.

What are you going to do if he gives you directions?

[Fatpanda]

a dog bit my foot once.

i ran home crying LOL

 

[Laura Lee]

He fell, and then I continued to kick him until three other guys held me and splitted us. He stood up almost crying and his jaw was swollen. He went to the cops to press charges. Now, believe it or not, I am facing criminal assault battery charges even though he was the one who hit me first! Apparently, this is because I continued to kick him after he fell, which qualifies as "aggravated and unnecessary use of force". Wow, what shit laws. I just got home from the police station and we are having a meeting with mine and his lawyers on Monday. What a shit fat fuck. Fat bastards should be sterilized. Hate them.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Shod Foot = Felony offense.   

[QuakerOats]

Shod Foot = Felony offense.   

it would be if it was true but laughably this "incident" is a figment of his imagination just like all the other bullshit he spews.

[GigantorX]

gigantorx as a fellow a-team member i request you show jimmy the respect he deserves.

he has been outing schmoes like moosejay and countless others ( including pro's) since he first arrived.

Jimmy is a good man.

But does he have cancer and is he real?

I respect his work as a crusher of schmoes but is he legit? He also needs to stop lying about Blackwatch and pinching Dorian Yates balls with pliers in the gym....he needs to tone down the "stories".

[Earl1972]

i don't believe this story.

what was the situation where he broke the poor dogs spine?

the dog was barking too much, sucky was on steroids and had "roid rage"

poor dog

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[QuakerOats]

the dog was barking too much, sucky was on steroids and had "roid rage"

poor dog

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"poor dog" only if it happened and we all know he's full of shit like everything else he says, hahahahaha, "meet me in Brazil to fight"

[Earl1972]

"poor dog" only if it happened and we all know he's full of shit like everything else he says, hahahahaha, "meet me in Brazil to fight"

haha funny how he posts an address once he is out of the US

still waiting for your REAL NAME AND REAL ADDRESS you pussy

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[Camel Jockey]

Is there any type of weight lifting that I can do to maximize my ability to break german shepherd spines? Never know when one might have to do it.

You are behind on the times, dude. Sucksmensdicks has moved onto breaking the spines of Siberian tigers.

[James Phoenix]

Suckmymuscle doesn't do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.

[DeltsaForce]

Aren't you dying of cancer?

Hurry the fuck up.

you aints shit on jimmy's shoe. hed fucking rip your beachball head off your pencil neck

[HeyNow]

What are you going to do if he gives you directions?

I can go to the gym's on either one of those days.  I have nothing against him, but if he claims all of these things I could def. see if they are true. And if the guy is only 30min away from home, no big deal.  We can train.

[Earl1972]

I can go to the gym's on either one of those days.  I have nothing against him, but if he claims all of these things I could def. see if they are true. And if the guy is only 30min away from home, no big deal.  We can train.

all of a sudden he dropped his law career to move to brazil with some chick

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[mass 04]

all of a sudden he dropped his law career to move to brazil with some chick

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I think it's a gimmick tbh. I really hope no one can be this much of a tool in day to day life.

[Earl1972]

I think it's a gimmick tbh. I really hope no one can be this much of a tool in day to day life.

if he's a gimmick it's an awfully good one, you gotta give him credit for keeping up the lunacy for 5 years

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[James Phoenix]

Suckmymuscle can kill two stones with one bird.

[TechnoViking]

Suckmymuscle isn't on 5 Grams of Test a week. 5 Grams of Test a week is on Suckmymuscle...