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Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« on: January 12, 2009, 09:02:22 AM »
with her, hahahahaa, oh man. ::)

Quote from: cheftim on December 04, 2008, 02:22:34 PM
Easily Jennifer. I tried to pick up Angelina in Wholefoods on line at the fish department. She's a dirty dog covered with tattoos. She scrubs up well but in the normal world she's really not hot.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 09:03:38 AM »
I believe him
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 09:03:47 AM »
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 09:04:11 AM »
maybe its true?
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2009, 09:05:19 AM »
I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.


To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2009, 09:06:59 AM »
Quote from: gordiano on January 12, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
I can see what he means though. A lot of those Hollywood chicks are just make-up. In the movies, they may look great, but see them around town (without their make up artist's mask on) and you probably wouldn't recognize them.


To be honest, I don't see what's so great about that Jolie chick. Never have. Too skinny, too fake, nasty tats....et cetera.
agreed
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2009, 09:08:18 AM »
he should have told her he was a Getbigger, then he'd be telling us how good she fcks
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2009, 09:17:25 AM »
No reason to doubt him. Alot of stars look like crap without airbrushing, make-up and TV "magic".
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2009, 09:18:35 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on January 12, 2009, 09:17:25 AM
No reason to doubt him. Alot of stars look like crap without airbrushing, make-up and TV "magic".
Hahahah you were not impressed with Brad Pitt when you saw him?
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2009, 09:20:03 AM »
Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on January 12, 2009, 09:18:35 AM
Hahahah you were not impressed with Brad Pitt when you saw him?

No man should be that good looking :-\
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2009, 09:20:53 AM »
Then he jumped into his $500K sports car and drove to his 500-acre estate where the the Swedish bikini team was busy shaving each other.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2009, 09:23:00 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on January 12, 2009, 09:20:53 AM
Then he jumped into his $500K sports car and drove to his 500-acre estate where the the Swedish bikini team was busy shaving each other.

With his 50 adopted kids.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2009, 09:23:14 AM »
Angelina jolie is UGLY AS FUCK. her jawline is way too square, her hips are pointy and her nose looks like a frozen turd.

Yes ive had better.



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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2009, 09:26:13 AM »
yeah looks horrendous in real life most probably. people like to believe that these hollywood figures are another kind of specie or something.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2009, 09:27:57 AM »
Sandra Bullock on the other hand looks good with or without make up.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2009, 09:29:29 AM »
I really do feel sorry for those that weren't blessed with gift of facial symmetry.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed........
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on January 12, 2009, 09:27:57 AM
Sandra Bullock on the other hand looks good with or without make up.
I thought George Clooney was more your type
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2009, 09:30:53 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on January 12, 2009, 09:27:57 AM
Sandra Bullock on the other hand looks good with or without make up.
Does she keep potpourri in the bathroom :)
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2009, 09:34:28 AM »
women dont shit asshole.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2009, 09:34:45 AM »
Quote from: Cap on January 12, 2009, 09:33:44 AM
You know her shit smells like roses.   ;D
Coach pooped at her house ;D
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2009, 09:35:43 AM »
Quote from: STella on January 12, 2009, 09:30:53 AM
Does she keep potpourri in the bathroom :)

LOL......dunno, haven't pooped there for awhile ;D
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2009, 10:25:30 AM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 12, 2009, 10:23:29 AM
It is true. Why is it so hard to believe? Stars are walking all around NYC. See it's different for Chef Tim. I get the chance to talk to one of these celebrity chicks I'm not asking for her autograph. I'm gonna try and get into her pants! Someone has got to bang these chicks. I chatted this bird up as well. Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano. In a bar one night in the East Village. Thought I was in? Got her number and left two voice messages. She never called back.



hahahaha,
Loser.
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2009, 10:34:59 AM »
Quote from: cheftim on January 12, 2009, 10:23:29 AM
It is true. Why is it so hard to believe? Stars are walking all around NYC. See it's different for Chef Tim. I get the chance to talk to one of these celebrity chicks I'm not asking for her autograph. I'm gonna try and get into her pants! Someone has got to bang these chicks. I chatted this bird up as well. Jamie Lynn Sigler, Meadow Soprano. In a bar one night in the East Village. Thought I was in? Got her number and left two voice messages. She never called back.


you just majorly owned trailer father mirza :o
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2009, 10:36:34 AM »
My ex was Lita Ford for 2 yrs
So cheftim, no one believes that celebs are normal people.
If you live in missouri and spend your life on the internet,
those people wont get it
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Re: Getbigger claims he asked out Angelina Jolie and he wasn't impressed............
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2009, 10:37:00 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on January 12, 2009, 09:02:22 AM
with her, hahahahaa, oh man. ::)



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