The very title of his thread is anathema. Suckmymuscle is never on the receiving end of anything, making the very title of the thread hyperbolically paradoxcal. I am so genetically superior to you bithes with a:
- Grander stature.
- Superior physical strengh.
- IQ over 4 standard deviations above the norm.
- Face more perfect than Jude law's.
- Enormous affluence - although most of it inherited.
- Moderator at 27 interet message boards, and I snob all of them by never showing up - and never get demoded anyway because I am a god.
So hate on, bitches, you pathetic little shits, as I drink some of my Chivas special reserve, aged in cask for 40 years, and laugh at your pathetic trailer trash or middle class American lives, as you eat pork rinds with Budweiser beer while watching football on your black-and-white TVs inside your trailers. Next week, it's my cousin's birthday and we are opening a 1982 Latour, a 1990 Mouton-Rotschild and, the special treat of the night and above the two aforementioned wines, a Cheval Blanc from the 1947 vintage, of which there are less than 300 bottles left in the World. Ah, life is good.

I can't really blame you girls for trying to rip on me while congratulating each other in the process, as this board is the only place in your lives where you can be a winner.

But guess what, bitches? The next day I go back to being your boss treating you like crap, and real lfe is where the real packing order is established. So go ahead and keep congatulating each other like nerds for your pahethic attempts at owning me, and I will keep enjoying my Chival Regal special reserve, aged in casks for 40 years.

SUCKMYMUSCLE