The deputies asked me, "Was the man aroused?" 
As weird as the rest is, the stuff on the rack and all, this is my favorite part so far. As if he's just wearing that shit because it's comfortable and there's no sexual element to it whatsoever.
"Hey chief, we just caught a guy in a blond wig, nightie, and no pants, but he's aroused."
"Aroused, eh? Nah, that ain't him. Let him go."