LOL, ah, such fine memories.
I hark back to the halcyon tales of alien homosexuality that issued forth from the penis holster of Sementaste. These tales were but a prelude to the magnificent videos he then tried to indoctrinate us with, showing said anal-gape doing 500 lb squats with as much ease as a normal man does 225 lb. But, oh, the sheer embarrassment of Sementaste when his clever ruse was seen through by the good denizens of The Pit. Such was the self-imposed banishing that Sementaste endured because of his shame, he was never seen again (if only the poor people of GetBig could say the same thing...).