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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2009, 06:54:10 PM »
Quote from: DeltsaForce on January 25, 2009, 06:53:09 PM
haha, epically angry meltdown response typed too fast and with too much emotion that its punctuation makes it unreadable and meaningless ;D ;D ;D
and your spelling is great
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2009, 06:55:38 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:54:10 PM
and your spelling is great

You can still understand it. Hence your 2 second, melting responses ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2009, 06:57:37 PM »
this one always works

"Hi"
then, somehow, my shirts rips itself off
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2009, 06:58:41 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 25, 2009, 06:57:37 PM
this one always works

"Hi"
then, somehow, my shirts rips itself off
deltafarce tried that one but the old ladies ran from the bingo hall
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2009, 07:00:49 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:58:41 PM
deltafarce tried that one but the old ladies ran from the bingo hall

well if that doesn't work you can (and I have actually done this)...
......use a fake accent and just retell the storyline of Grand Theft Auto IV- just replace Nico with you
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2009, 07:02:16 PM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on January 25, 2009, 07:00:49 PM
well if that doesn't work you can (and I have actually done this)...
......use a fake accent and just retell the storyline of Grand Theft Auto IV- just replace Nico with you

I find asking, "Do you think Dexter deserved to beat Jay in last year's Mr Olympia?" works just as well.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2009, 07:02:58 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 06:58:41 PM
deltafarce tried that one but the old ladies ran from the bingo hall

You are my victim. I love how I've made some little guy , somewhere out in the ether, all angry and full of rage at the end of a computer terminal ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2009, 07:03:07 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on January 25, 2009, 07:02:16 PM
I find asking, "Do you think Dexter deserved to beat Jay in last year's Mr Olympia" works just as well.
yes that would work for man on man action but we are trying to pick up girls
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2009, 07:04:00 PM »
Quote from: slacker on January 25, 2009, 07:03:07 PM
yes that would work for man on man action but we are trying to pick up girls

Dammit! Be more clear with your stupid threads next time >:(
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2009, 07:04:57 PM »
ok sorry
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2009, 07:10:53 PM »
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2009, 07:23:35 PM »
 ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2009, 09:29:15 PM »
"Hi, my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2009, 09:35:39 PM »
"I just got a puppy, but I haven't named him yet.  What do you think I should call him?"
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2009, 09:40:23 PM »
If you want to fuck a girl just tell her. She might want to have fun as well, just like you.
If she doesn't, she's obviously not what you're looking for anyways.  ;)
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2009, 10:46:35 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 25, 2009, 09:29:15 PM
"Hi, my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"

you were also watching the comedy central marathon today?  ;)
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2009, 10:49:36 PM »
'Get to work on my cock now you fucking slut.'

if they are interested in you it will work.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2009, 11:06:27 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 25, 2009, 10:46:35 PM
you were also watching the comedy central marathon today?  ;)

Bingo!  I knew someone would pick up on it ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2009, 02:14:26 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 25, 2009, 09:29:15 PM
"Hi, my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?"
hahaha  ;D
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2009, 07:11:02 AM »
Is heaven missing an angel?, cause' you've got nice cans!
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2009, 07:15:53 AM »
"You're a ugly fuck, but in the Squadfather would say I do you anyway"
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2009, 07:18:54 AM »
Oldie but goodie: Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2009, 07:27:50 AM »
usually the best line is
"you wanna dance" seriously if she says yes you can bring some other punchlines
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2009, 07:30:28 AM »
Quote from: Soundness on January 25, 2009, 09:40:23 PM
If you want to fuck a girl just tell her. She might want to have fun as well, just like you.
If she doesn't, she's obviously not what you're looking for anyways.  ;)
most girls, even if they were out looking for a good fuck, wouldnt respond to that. just bullshit a litttle while, ask them soemthings about themselves,  be yourself, say soemthing funny if you have somethin funny to say, dont tyr to hard... after a little while wait for good body laguage...... then strike.


simple communicationn skills.....   no need for 'lines' or any tricky stuff.
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Re: best lines to use on on a bitch
« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2009, 07:33:08 AM »
if she smiles at you when you look at her,that's a good start
just to let you homos know
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