I'll share one more before I go to bed ... this is pretty nasty, too :
There was this guy I worked with who absolutely hated one of our bosses. I mean he fucking despised him. One day our boss came in with some Outback Steakhouse ( his usual ... Steak, a fucking Salad, and a small roll ) ... anyways, the boss asks me to watch his food because he had to take a phone call outside. This sick fuck of a co-worker grabs my boss's roll, proceeds to walk to the backroom, takes the roll and scrubs his ass, taint, and nutsack ( I mean everything ) with it ... one of the filthiest things I've ever seen, btw ... after he does this shit ( which probably lasted a minute ) he wraps the roll back up and puts it back in the bag. Some time goes by and my boss walks back in ... eats his steak, his salad, and then the fucking roll ... and I should note that when he ate the roll he said these words ( verbatim ), " Man, I love Outbacks rolls ... they are always so damn fresh ! ".

I burst into tears laughing ... my boss NEVER found out though ... never found out. See ya guys tomorrow.
