Do gyms contain the highest concentration of people with issues/low self esteem?

[The_Iron_Disciple]

ROFL  What would be the point of doing that?  Seriously? lol

He was just a dirty fucker. It happened quite a few times, although I'm sure it wasn't him everytime. I was the only person to catch someone in the act.

[polychronopolous]

The "vip section" of your local 24 hour fitness, with the little code you got to push to get in, is comparable to a New York City bathouse.

A safe haven for those who have done well for themselves financially, can spare the extra 30 dollars a month for the "elite package" which basically allows them to complete sexual acts on each other in their own isolated shower.

[Camel Jockey]

hahahaa, it's as if they take a ride down to the local parole office once every few months and hire whoever is there.

These guys act like they are taking pride in their work by being absolute weirdos and dickheads, but mostly they are frustrated because they are pathetic.

If you can get into a local university athletic facility or gym then it's the best place to train. Most students and athletes may have issues but at least they don't act it out every second. Mostly they mind their own business and do their thing. No know it all giving you advice, old people, mexicans, fat dykes, or underarmour wearing twinks.

[Soundness]

Wildest, huh ? Damn ... talk about putting me on the spot.   I remember one time ( although this incident had happened quite a few times ) walking in on a guy pissing on the sauna rocks ... man, was I fucking pissed ! As you walk into the lockeroom you can see what's going in the sauna through the window ... I guess this #### didn't think that I'd be checking the lockeroom at 2am ...  . Needless to say, he's no longer a member of the gym ( that I know of ... maybe he came back ).


I remember a time sitting at the front desk reading a book ... when I looked up at the clock I noticed a chick spread out on one of those exercise balls ... funny thing was she wasn't wearing any panties. It was a sight to see, too ! You talk about some roast beef curtains !  


I remember a time when a big #### ( approx. 6'4" 260 lbs or so ) got his ass handed by a guy that was approx. 5'6" and about 160 lbs soaking wet. He got light up too !


I remember it taking me almost 10 minutes to make a 1 minute shake because I was so fucking high from having smoked weed out in the parking lot with my friend.


Btw, sorry if I'm boring you guys ... I just got so much shit in my head ... it's hard to remember the wildest. I remember breaking up two girls that were going at in the tanner ( right during the fucking day, too ) ... I remember one of my bosses fucking some chick in the tanner !


I'll sleep on the rest guys and share some tomorrow if you guys are interested. More detailed stuff. It's getting rather late now and I got my lady waiting in the bedroom. Talk to you guys later.  

LOL  

Good shit The_Iron_Disciple! Thanks, that's greatly appreciated. Please do share more when you can.
(Lucky boss )

[QuakerOats]

These guys act like they are taking pride in their work by being absolute weirdos and dickheads, but mostly they are frustrated because they are pathetic.

If you can get into a local university athletic facility or gym then it's the best place to train. Most students and athletes may have issues but at least they don't act it out every second. Mostly they mind their own business and do their thing. No know it all giving you advice, old people, mexicans, fat dykes, or underarmour wearing twinks.

hahahhaa, that last sentence sums up perfectly 90 percent of the people you see in gyms these days.

[Soundness]

He was just a dirty fucker. It happened quite a few times, although I'm sure it wasn't him everytime. I was the only person to catch someone in the act.

Well, it would sound cool and be interesting.
I'd love to sizzle piss on a pile of hot rocks but I love to drink it more. 

[Doug_Steele]

I walked into a Powerhouse Gym in Mauldin, S.C. and in the locker room, there was a guy who shit in the floor and then proceeded to wipe it WITH HIS HANDS all over the lockers. Cope were called and that place smelled for the longest time.

[Soundness]

I walked into a Powerhouse Gym in Mauldin, S.C. and in the locker room, there was a guy who shit in the floor and then proceeded to wipe it WITH HIS HANDS all over the lockers. Cope were called and that place smelled for the longest time.

What was his excuse for this?

[The_Iron_Disciple]

I'll share one more before I go to bed ... this is pretty nasty, too :


There was this guy I worked with who absolutely hated one of our bosses. I mean he fucking despised him. One day our boss came in with some Outback Steakhouse ( his usual ... Steak, a fucking Salad, and a small roll ) ... anyways, the boss asks me to watch his food because he had to take a phone call outside. This sick fuck of a co-worker grabs my boss's roll, proceeds to walk to the backroom, takes the roll and scrubs his ass, taint, and nutsack ( I mean everything ) with it ... one of the filthiest things I've ever seen, btw ... after he does this shit ( which probably lasted a minute ) he wraps the roll back up and puts it back in the bag. Some time goes by and my boss walks back in ... eats his steak, his salad, and then the fucking roll ... and I should note that when he ate the roll he said these words ( verbatim ), " Man, I love Outbacks rolls ... they are always so damn fresh ! ".   I burst into tears laughing ... my boss NEVER found out though ... never found out. See ya guys tomorrow.  

[polychronopolous]

I'll share one more before I go to bed ... this is pretty nasty, too :


There was this guy I worked with who absolutely hated one of our bosses. I mean he fucking despised him. One day our boss came in with some Outback Steakhouse ( his usual ... Steak, a fucking Salad, and a small roll ) ... anyways, the boss asks me to watch his food because he had to take a phone call outside. This sick fuck of a co-worker grabs my boss's roll, proceeds to walk to the backroom, takes the roll and scrubs his ass, taint, and nutsack ( I mean everything ) with it ... one of the filthiest things I've ever seen, btw ... after he does this shit ( which probably lasted a minute ) he wraps the roll back up and puts it back in the bag. Some time goes by and my boss walks back in ... eats his steak, his salad, and then the fucking roll ... and I should note that when he ate the roll he said these words ( verbatim ), " Man, I love Outbacks rolls ... they are always so damn fresh ! ".   I burst into tears laughing ... my boss NEVER found out though ... never found out. See ya guys tomorrow.  

such lies

[Doug_Steele]

What was his excuse for this?

I talked with Andy, the owner and said that it was over a incident that happened in the gym. The cops were afraid to even touch him and who could blaim them. I remember when he got cuffed, "it wasn't me, it was that guy and another guy."

[MB_722]

I'll share one more before I go to bed ... this is pretty nasty, too :


There was this guy I worked with who absolutely hated one of our bosses. I mean he fucking despised him. One day our boss came in with some Outback Steakhouse ( his usual ... Steak, a fucking Salad, and a small roll ) ... anyways, the boss asks me to watch his food because he had to take a phone call outside. This sick fuck of a co-worker grabs my boss's roll, proceeds to walk to the backroom, takes the roll and scrubs his ass, taint, and nutsack ( I mean everything ) with it ... one of the filthiest things I've ever seen, btw ... after he does this shit ( which probably lasted a minute ) he wraps the roll back up and puts it back in the bag. Some time goes by and my boss walks back in ... eats his steak, his salad, and then the fucking roll ... and I should note that when he ate the roll he said these words ( verbatim ), " Man, I love Outbacks rolls ... they are always so damn fresh ! ".   I burst into tears laughing ... my boss NEVER found out though ... never found out. See ya guys tomorrow.  

LMAO 

 

[Soundness]

I'll share one more before I go to bed ... this is pretty nasty, too :


There was this guy I worked with who absolutely hated one of our bosses. I mean he fucking despised him. One day our boss came in with some Outback Steakhouse ( his usual ... Steak, a fucking Salad, and a small roll ) ... anyways, the boss asks me to watch his food because he had to take a phone call outside. This sick fuck of a co-worker grabs my boss's roll, proceeds to walk to the backroom, takes the roll and scrubs his ass, taint, and nutsack ( I mean everything ) with it ... one of the filthiest things I've ever seen, btw ... after he does this shit ( which probably lasted a minute ) he wraps the roll back up and puts it back in the bag. Some time goes by and my boss walks back in ... eats his steak, his salad, and then the fucking roll ... and I should note that when he ate the roll he said these words ( verbatim ), " Man, I love Outbacks rolls ... they are always so damn fresh ! ".   I burst into tears laughing ... my boss NEVER found out though ... never found out. See ya guys tomorrow.  

Rubbing the roll in such a way would steal heat, making it not seem fresh. I find it hard to believe you would let him do this, yes, even if you hated the boss... You saw him do all that shit to the food, but never thought it was still wrong?

[Eyeball Chambers]

You saw him do all that shit to the food, but never thought it was still wrong?

[polychronopolous]

Rubbing the roll in such a way would steal heat, making it not seem fresh. I find it hard to believe you would let him do this, yes, even if you hated the boss... You saw him do all that shit to the food, but never thought it was still wrong?

And of course all the fecal matter on the roll after his co-worker took a long shit, caused his boss to exclaim about how great the roll tasted!!!

 

[Soundness]

And of course all the fecal matter on the roll after his co-worker took a long shit, caused his boss to exclaim about how great the roll tasted!!!

 

He asked what it was and my coworker said "it's the New At Large Protein bits." Little did he know, it was true! 

[Camel Jockey]

I remember one of my friends a offered me her Milano cookies after I was in a hallway after exiting the nearest bathroom. I took a piss and scratched my sweaty balls but didn't bother washing hands. I put my right hand in the paper cookie box and took out two cookies and the girl just smiled and kept offering more. I didn't feel guilty or anything, in fact I didn't realize what I had done until a few hours later.

But I'd be hard for me to watch someone violate another person's food like the way iron disciple is describing. It is wrong and I'd stop it.  

[polychronopolous]

He asked what it was and my coworker said "it's the New At Large Protein bits." Little did he know, it was true! 

"I'd drink donkey urine straight from the tap if it would help my body grow" - Samuel Wilson Fussel - Muscle: Confessions of an Unlikely Bodybuilder

[polychronopolous]

I remember one of my friends a offered me her Milano cookies after I was in a hallway after exiting the nearest bathroom. I took a piss and scratched my sweaty balls but didn't bother washing hands.  

It's okay, you get paid back everytime you eat a piece of fruit picked by some migrant worker who hasn't washed his hands in years.

[Camel Jockey]

It's okay, you get paid back everytime you eat a piece of fruit picked by some migrant worker who hasn't washed his hands in years.

This is correct.

I'm sure I got paid back last Tuesday when I decided to eat at a Burger King by the fat asshole assembling my double whopper. His prison tattoos and rubber band knotted dreadlocks gave the look of pure filth.

[Soundness]

"I'd drink donkey urine straight from the tap if it would help my body grow" - Samuel Wilson Fussel - Muscle: Confessions of an Unlikely Bodybuilder

I guarantee he practices urine therapy if he said that. 

[polychronopolous]

This is correct.

I'm sure I got paid back last Tuesday when I decided to eat at a Burger King by the fat asshole assembling my double whopper. His prison tattoos and rubber band knotted dreadlocks gave the look of pure filth.

Whenever I go to a fast-food joint I just look back to the kitchen area the whole time with most the meanest... most aggressive look on my face while my food is being made. Fists clenched in anger.Sometimes I'll even move my head to the left or the right (like when one of the workers has to walk by) to keep my eyesight on my hamburger, or whatever else they are making for me.

[Get Rowdy]

Come on guys, are you saying you never put your pubes in a friends drink?

[Doug_Steele]

Whenever I go to a fast-food joint I just look back to the kitchen area the whole time with most meanest, most aggressive look on my face while my food is being made. Fists clenched in anger.Sometimes I'll even move my head to the left or the right (like when one of the workers has to walk by) to keep my eyesight on my hamburger, or whatever else they are making for me.

I had friends that worked fast food in high school and when you do that...they are looking to put something on your food. I always eat SubWay

[polychronopolous]

I guarantee he practices urine therapy if he said that. 

Yes! I hear it gives you the strength of 17 billy goats!