Author Topic: Things you've learnt from Getbig (Read 24254 times)

ag2 · « **Reply #100 on:** February 03, 2009, 10:36:46 AM »

I've learned that a lot of people will lie about their jobs and the amount of money they make, also I learned that pwned is not a spelling error or owned

Big Mark C · « **Reply #101 on:** February 03, 2009, 12:51:23 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on February 03, 2009, 08:38:58 AM

Looks like I've struck another nerve.

Both of you are monster closet cases. Talking cock and homo-related things nonstop all day. Sheeesh

SS is good people mirza is a trailer loser he love him some of that trailer maggie loving

SS · « **Reply #102 on:** February 03, 2009, 01:41:03 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on February 03, 2009, 10:17:19 AM

HAHAHA!

Epic copying my line.

Yeah I remembered that from sep of 07

Keep dreaming junior

Fatpanda · « **Reply #103 on:** February 03, 2009, 08:53:34 PM »

Quote from: lovemonkey on February 03, 2009, 10:25:48 AM

haha shut up fatso, what are you even doing on a bodybuilding board?

i know, i should get back to fvcking your mom.

wheres your pic monster ?

no thought not.

Quote from: Pollux on February 03, 2009, 10:32:06 AM

Nah. Fatpanda fits you just right. LOL!

epic panda bashing on this thread - wheres that ronnie cycle

Fatpanda · « **Reply #104 on:** February 03, 2009, 09:45:24 PM »

Quote from: upjacked on February 03, 2009, 08:56:21 PM

diet down.

hi AXA

solida · « **Reply #105 on:** February 03, 2009, 10:31:59 PM »

Derek Anthony has aids.
TooPowerful4u will not recover.
Stay away from people that wear Tapout gear in the gym.
Mosejay will not recover.
Without pictures it did not happen.
There is a turk living in Germany that posts on GB.
Insulin is where it's at.

gordiano · « **Reply #106 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:38:09 AM »

1) Having an arm band tat makes you a badass

2) Those here with said arm band tats, got them before everyone else

3) Drugs don't always work

4) Anyone can pretend to know what they are talking about

5) Ronnie Coleman is triflin'

6) Ronnie Coleman diets on BBQ and fries

7) Black bbers may be referred to as "ebony mountains of muscle"

Jesus would totally juice if he were around today

9) People who should be taking their medication, are not doing so...

10) It's all Jeezus' plan

11) Global warming is in our heads

12) There's a correlation between comp bbers and lack of ethics, morals, et cetera

13) A monster (born a woman) with a voice deeper than Barry White, and a 5 o'clock shadow considers it self feminine...

14) ALL DRUGS should be legal

15) Dave Palumbo is the ugliest man alive

16) Even hideous looking folks find a mate

17) There are no happy marriages

18) Male pageants are considered a sport by schmoes

19) Comp bbers consider themselves athletes

20) That it is possible to marry 4 fucking times before 50....

21) That Ron can hold a grudge (Matt C)

22) That Getbig really is "life" to some people

23) If I'm asked if "I'd hit it", I must assume it's a trap

24) Drug users will enter "natural" shows

25) BBers use the WWE measuring system

26) This place is addictive

27) Drugs are only a small part of comp. bbing

28) That Nasser has a "cute penis"

29) Religion and hypocrisy go hand in hand

30) Flex Wheeler once had no bodyfat

31) Shawn Ray loves trannies

32) Craig Titus liked having chicks lick their shit off his dick

33) Steve Blechman has a beard

34) Gay Samoan vampires love mulatto/asian twinks

35) Even the retarded can have business interests in another continent

36) Muscle Memory is my friend

37) People who are lucky to be remembered by ANYONE (Hi Lou), can get away with charging $20 for a picture

38) Some people believe that stubbornness is a virtue

39) Nasser welcomes "admirers" for sleepovers

40) It is possible to be embarrassed to the point of quitting (getbig), only to be back a couple of days, sometimes hours later, under a new name

webcake · « **Reply #107 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:41:04 AM »

Quite a comprehensive list there, Big G.....no doubt about it.

gordiano · « **Reply #108 on:** February 04, 2009, 01:48:50 AM »

41) Any chick who'll fuck me is hot

42) Any who turns me down, is a lesbian

43) Things are only gay if I want them to be

44) Putting on a thong while oiled up (for a crowd of gay men), since your teenage years is something to brag about

45) "Gurus" usually look like shit

46) You can lift weights for 50 years and still look like shit

47) Every pro bber looked better 2 weeks out from the pageant

48) ANY and every exercise can be done on a medicine ball (even squats)

49) You can "diet" on McDonald's

50) Peter McGough is not fat

51) Copy and pasting from the web is a getbigger's best friend

52) Chris Cormier has the unlimited cell plan

53) Spell check is difficult to use

Barracuda · « **Reply #109 on:** February 04, 2009, 02:58:58 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on February 04, 2009, 01:38:09 AM

1) Having an arm band tat makes you a badass

2) Those here with said arm band tats, got them before everyone else

3) Drugs don't always work

4) Anyone can pretend to know what they are talking about

5) Ronnie Coleman is triflin'

6) Ronnie Coleman diets on BBQ and fries

7) Black bbers may be referred to as "ebony mountains of muscle"

Jesus would totally juice if he were around today

9) People who should be taking their medication, are not doing so...

10) It's all Jeezus' plan

11) Global warming is in our heads

12) There's a correlation between comp bbers and lack of ethics, morals, et cetera

13) A monster (born a woman) with a voice deeper than Barry White, and a 5 o'clock shadow considers it self feminine...

14) ALL DRUGS should be legal

15) Dave Palumbo is the ugliest man alive

16) Even hideous looking folks find a mate

17) There are no happy marriages

18) Male pageants are considered a sport by schmoes

19) Comp bbers consider themselves athletes

20) That it is possible to marry 4 fucking times before 50....

21) That Ron can hold a grudge (Matt C)

22) That Getbig really is "life" to some people

23) If I'm asked if "I'd hit it", I must assume it's a trap

24) Drug users will enter "natural" shows

25) BBers use the WWE measuring system

26) This place is addictive

27) Drugs are only a small part of comp. bbing

28) That Nasser has a "cute penis"

29) Religion and hypocrisy go hand in hand

30) Flex Wheeler once had no bodyfat

31) Shawn Ray loves trannies

32) Craig Titus liked having chicks lick their shit off his dick

33) Steve Blechman has a beard

34) Gay Samoan vampires love mulatto/asian twinks

35) Even the retarded can have business interests in another continent

36) Muscle Memory is my friend

37) People who are lucky to be remembered by ANYONE (Hi Lou), can get away with charging $20 for a picture

38) Some people believe that stubbornness is a virtue

39) Nasser welcomes "admirers" for sleepovers

40) It is possible to be embarrassed to the point of quitting (getbig), only to be back a couple of days, sometimes hours later, under a new name

big L dawg · « **Reply #110 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:19:38 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on February 04, 2009, 01:38:09 AM

1) Having an arm band tat makes you a badass

2) Those here with said arm band tats, got them before everyone else

3) Drugs don't always work

4) Anyone can pretend to know what they are talking about

5) Ronnie Coleman is triflin'

6) Ronnie Coleman diets on BBQ and fries

7) Black bbers may be referred to as "ebony mountains of muscle"

Jesus would totally juice if he were around today

9) People who should be taking their medication, are not doing so...

10) It's all Jeezus' plan

11) Global warming is in our heads

12) There's a correlation between comp bbers and lack of ethics, morals, et cetera

13) A monster (born a woman) with a voice deeper than Barry White, and a 5 o'clock shadow considers it self feminine...

14) ALL DRUGS should be legal

15) Dave Palumbo is the ugliest man alive

16) Even hideous looking folks find a mate

17) There are no happy marriages

18) Male pageants are considered a sport by schmoes

19) Comp bbers consider themselves athletes

20) That it is possible to marry 4 fucking times before 50....

21) That Ron can hold a grudge (Matt C)

22) That Getbig really is "life" to some people

23) If I'm asked if "I'd hit it", I must assume it's a trap

24) Drug users will enter "natural" shows

25) BBers use the WWE measuring system

26) This place is addictive

27) Drugs are only a small part of comp. bbing

28) That Nasser has a "cute penis"

29) Religion and hypocrisy go hand in hand

30) Flex Wheeler once had no bodyfat

31) Shawn Ray loves trannies

32) Craig Titus liked having chicks lick their shit off his dick

33) Steve Blechman has a beard

34) Gay Samoan vampires love mulatto/asian twinks

35) Even the retarded can have business interests in another continent

36) Muscle Memory is my friend

37) People who are lucky to be remembered by ANYONE (Hi Lou), can get away with charging $20 for a picture

38) Some people believe that stubbornness is a virtue

39) Nasser welcomes "admirers" for sleepovers

40) It is possible to be embarrassed to the point of quitting (getbig), only to be back a couple of days, sometimes hours later, under a new name

Quote from: gordiano on February 04, 2009, 01:48:50 AM

41) Any chick who'll fuck me is hot

42) Any who turns me down, is a lesbian

43) Things are only gay if I want them to be

44) Putting on a thong while oiled up (for a crowd of gay men), since your teenage years is something to brag about

45) "Gurus" usually look like shit

46) You can lift weights for 50 years and still look like shit

47) Every pro bber looked better 2 weeks out from the pageant

48) ANY and every exercise can be done on a medicine ball (even squats)

49) You can "diet" on McDonald's

50) Peter McGough is not fat

51) Copy and pasting from the web is a getbigger's best friend

52) Chris Cormier has the unlimited cell plan

53) Spell check is difficult to use

I've learned alot more from these post

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #111 on:** February 04, 2009, 04:47:01 AM »

Re: Things you've learnt from Getbig

How not to be such a fucking pussy all the time.

Playboy · « **Reply #112 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:30:17 AM »

What I learned on getbig?

1. everyone can bench 4 plates a side for 12 reps easily

2. you need to be 6'5" min to enjoy bbdg and live the healthy lifestyle. God forbid should you be shorter

3. you need to post pics gallore to impress the internet world

4. all shit talkers usually look like shit
5. meltdowns are very common as people take the net a tad too seriously
6. everyone is a certified doctor with regards to gas
7. the letter boards are a glorified version of a kindergarden class at best
8. all pro's take 500mg of test and 200mg of deca. That's all...they swear

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #113 on:** February 04, 2009, 05:55:09 AM »

any claim must be accompanied by pics, video with today's USAToday, mariage license, birth certificate and plate analisys

kiwiol · « **Reply #114 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:01:51 AM »

- Anyone under 250 lb is a twink, anyone over 250 is a permabulker and someone who is 250 lb ripped is a loser who screws his body up for a plastic trophy

- NZMM has more gimmicks than JTsunami has STDs

- If you haven't posted a pic, then you look like shit, period

- If you post a pic, then it will be picked apart till you feel like you look like shit, period

- Chaos might be starring in The hills have eyes 3

- Nasser doesn't care about Getbig, although he WILL have a 9000 word meltdown every couple of months about how he doesn't care about Getbig

- The single guys on here know everything there is to know about women, which is why they are single

- Vince Goodrum is a bodybuilder

- The milkman who delivered milk to Cheftim's household could have been the same one who delivered milk to MattC's household

- Musclecenter is an old fart

Kwon · « **Reply #115 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:20:56 AM »

I am happy to say that i've learned the "three big" replies.

Either replying / ending a sentence with:

1. "Gayer than ... the day is long / walks in the park/at sunset etc and whatnot"

2. "Hope this helps."

3. "MELTDOWN!"

-

Johnny Falcon has also enlightened me about Reptilians and the importance of Jethro Tull-workouts.

Getbig never disappoints.

Super Natural · « **Reply #116 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:26:56 AM »

Dubai is in India.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #117 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:27:59 AM »

i've learned that I'm, apparently, a gay guy

Kwon · « **Reply #118 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:31:03 AM »

Also, i feel the need to add a great sentence-starter.

"Oh Brother, ...."

And who can forget the Monster, Brutal, Epic-expressions?

Epic 11" arms, Monster receding hairline etc and so forth.

Yes, say what you want about these characters, Dave Czech, Jean-Francois Papillon and QuakerFather has inspired us all during the years.

DK II · « **Reply #119 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:40:14 AM »

Quote from: Groink on February 02, 2009, 01:40:33 PM

If you aren't 8% bf with ripped abs you are "fat"

If you are 8% bf you are a "skinny twink"

truer words were never spoken.

DK II · « **Reply #120 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:41:53 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on March 04, 2009, 05:01:51 AM

- Anyone under 250 lb is a twink, anyone over 250 is skinny fat big and someone who is 250 lb ripped is a loser who screws his body up for a plastic trophy

- NZMM has more gimmicks than JTsunami has STDs

- If you haven't posted a pic, then you look like shit, period

- If you post a pic, then it will be picked apart till you feel like you look like shit, period

- Chaos might be starring in The hills have eyes 3

- Nasser doesn't care about Getbig, although he WILL have a 9000 word meltdown every couple of months about how he doesn't care about Getbig

- The single guys on here know everything there is to know about women, which is why they are single

- Vince Goodrum is a bodybuilder

- The milkman who delivered milk to Cheftim's household could have been the same one who delivered milk to MattC's household

- Musclecenter is an old fart

qft

jon cole · « **Reply #121 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:04:33 AM »

-i use the words "epic" everyday.
-i realise i was fat.
-i realise it's all drugz.
-venice beach is a mental asylum.
-chris dufy is trash.
-who is john galt?

burn2live · « **Reply #122 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:50:42 AM »

There are a lot of evil people in the world

Deicide · « **Reply #123 on:** March 04, 2009, 06:55:35 AM »

Uhm...lots and little...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #124 on:** March 04, 2009, 07:00:17 AM »

If you add "hope this helps" to the end of a post where you pwn someone, Ron will consider the post not to be a flame, and will not delete it.