Hans Gruber's master plan was to steal $600 million dollars.
Hans Vogels' master plan was to kick Goudy in the nuts.
Hans Gruber wears $4,000 suits made by John Phillips, on Saville Row, in London.
Hans Vogel wears $42 sparkely posing trunks, made by Ted, on a sewing machine in his mom's basement.
Hans Gruber comes to your job, steals all the money and then blows up the entire building.
Hans Vogel comes to your job, sits in his car and makes crank phone calls.
