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Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« on: February 05, 2009, 04:17:15 PM »


Hans Gruber's master plan was to steal $600 million dollars.
Hans Vogels' master plan was to kick Goudy in the nuts.

Hans Gruber wears $4,000 suits made by John Phillips, on Saville Row, in London.
Hans Vogel wears $42 sparkely posing trunks, made by Ted, on a sewing machine in his mom's basement.

Hans Gruber comes to your job, steals all the money and then blows up the entire building.
Hans Vogel comes to your job, sits in his car and makes crank phone calls.
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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 04:19:37 PM »
 :D.
JOOHHN MACCLLEEAAANNN

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 04:20:50 PM »
"I'm going to count to 3..."  :D

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 04:23:31 PM »
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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 04:49:21 PM »
lmfao

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 04:58:06 PM »
hows trianing ben, read about back...hows the squats?

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 05:01:28 PM »
hows trianing ben, read about back...hows the squats?

Training on hold for a while until my back settles. Going to try and do a bit tomorrow. Hopefully get an x-ray soon. I want an MRI though, would show more  :-\

This Hans guy is unbelievable. Paul, you and I should go on a road trip  :P

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 05:09:22 PM »
you know whats best mate just take it easy. I am now at the stage where i think it is stupidity to train through injuries etc gets you nowhere...pain is there to tell us something is wrong.

Yea, was certainly an unexpected twist to my thursday evening  ;D

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 05:14:11 PM »
Yippee Kay Yay, ####! That dude will not recover.  :o

/fuckin' filter!  >:(

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2009, 05:23:15 PM »
Hans Gruber and friends.

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2009, 08:08:48 AM »
The Irish bodybuilding scene is full of some interesting characters it seems

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2009, 08:11:12 AM »
The Irish bodybuilding scene is full of some interesting characters it seems

Oh those Irish - one too many pints of Guinness in them and look what happens.  ;D

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2009, 08:11:29 AM »
Thats one ugly mother fucker.

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2009, 08:17:37 AM »
Oh those Irish - one too many pints of Guinness in them and look what happens.  ;D
Haha thats why I dont drink man...yet I still look retarded  ???

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Re: Hans Gruber -vs- Hans Vogel
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2009, 08:35:15 AM »
 I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.