Author Topic: Getbig Brothers and Sisters - Confession time (Read 2432 times)

calfzilla · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2009, 09:59:07 AM »

Don't forget your PCT leafybug, your high estrogen levels are making you emotional.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:00:45 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 08:50:58 AM

EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!

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When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards.

Yeah but at that age alot of kids still play with toys, now if you were 16, like some kids I have heard about.... that would be alot worse.

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I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk

1. Never heard of Banjo Kazooie and too lazy to google it so I can't crack you on that one.

2. Seen a few minutes of Harry Potter on tv, and it wasn't too far removed from Lord of the Rings, so at 13 I can give you a passon that.

3. Milk and cookies are badass, you should have been eating them like that while you still had that 13 year old metabolism, if I eat a package of cookies now my ass jiggles for a week.

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and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up.

My Grandma STILL makes me pancakes when I go to visit her, and they kick ass!

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I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do. I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me.

Bro, losing a pet is like losing a family member. Crying was actually the manly thing to do in that situation.

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I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully., The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps. It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends. I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me $:-\$

1. You DESERVED to get your ass kicked by the bully for the butt cut... sorry bro no pass on that one.

2. 10lb dumbell curls!? You should have stopped being such a lazy fuck....mowed a few lawns and at least spent a few bucks on something a little more respectable.

calfzilla · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:03:16 AM »

Brutal average childhood.

nycbull · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:09:26 AM »

your parents were at fault for giving sentient creatures to a kid who coudnt take care of them. Now that your older I hope you take the responsibility of taking care of pets more seriously.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:21:38 AM »

Quote from: RonPaulFan on February 07, 2009, 09:48:15 AM

Did you have any pogs?

Nahh those were gay. I never understood those.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #30 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:23:32 AM »

Quote from: nycbull on February 07, 2009, 10:09:26 AM

your parents were at fault for giving sentient creatures to a kid who coudnt take care of them. Now that your older I hope you take the responsibility of taking care of pets more seriously.

They were outside cats. It is cruel to keep animals locked in a house or to a chain. I could not control what they did once they went out into the woods.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #31 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:30:33 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 08:50:58 AM

When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards. I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk, and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up. I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do. I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me. I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully. The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps. It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends. I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me $:-\$

EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!

I think we'll start you off with three sessions a week and see where we go from there.

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #32 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:31:46 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on February 07, 2009, 10:30:33 AM

I think we'll start you off with three sessions a week and see where we go from there.

I would love to hear Freud's thoughts on my life.

The Coach · « **Reply #33 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:52:46 AM »

Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 08:50:58 AM

When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards. I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk, and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up. I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do. I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me. I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully. The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps. It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends. I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me $:-\$

EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!

Just to clarify, this was only last year!

calfzilla · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2009, 10:57:41 AM »

When I was 13 I would often visit my grandma's mansion in Las Vegas.

At night I would use my fake ID to go to the casinos to play $500 a hand blackjack. After winning or losing a small fortune I would go to the strip club to play with some Double D titties. I would chuckle as I thought how most kids my age were still playing video games.

In the morning I would come downstairs to enjoy a catered breakfast which was typical of Saturday morning at grandmother's. I believe age 13 was the last time I was truly an adolescent because after that getting big was the thing to do.

One day my dad bought me two white tigers from Sigfried and Roy. I would play with them every day. Sadly though one of the tigers had to be put down because it killed and ate one of grandmother's servants, thus it now had a hunger for flesh of the human variety. Being the man that I was I volunteered to put down my beloved pet myself using one of my vintage AK-47s from my collection.

When my dad suggested we bury my beloved pet I slapped him and called my taxadermist to rush to the mansion to forever preserve my white tiger, which still proudly stands stuffed in the third floor study.

Not everything was great though. Kids at my private school would make fun of my $2,000 hair cuts. Try as I might to think what my great uncle Muhatma Gandhi would do in that situation, I resorted to violence. Being a black belt in Kung Fu, Brazilian Ju Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do, I would beat my classmates within an inch of their lives every time they made fun of my razor blade cut hair.

By this time all of my muscles were developed to about the size of Dolph Lungren in the He-Man movie, due to the fact that I started juicing heavily at my first sign of puberty. No self made testosterone for this guy! Steroids don't deserve all the credit, we had a full gym on each level of our mansion and gyms on two of the levels of our Swiss vacation home, (mother felt it was unsightly to have a gym on the third floor of our vacation home because it was basically a solar observatory with a $34 million dollar telescope father purchased from NASA).

I even had a gym membership to every gym in the area. Not that I would ever train there among the commoners but I would like to go just to make fun of people with inferior genetics and inferior steroid sources.

The IFBB was begging me to accept a pro card without even stepping on stage but I insisted that bodybuilding contests were gay and that I would leave that stuff to my close personal friend Dorian Yates. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of high school, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to earn my first billion.

That was also the year I banged my 1,000 chick. All the chicks I banged were between a 9.2 and 9.9 on a scale of 1-10.

I apologize for making you jealous of me my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me.

EDIT: Look i don't know who turned this into a NY Times best selling biographic novel before but this is information that must be known!