Newmom, for a chick you're pretty hip
except for the mass of hair on your upper lip
You wear it well, be it a moustache or fu manchu
it's too bad a lady remington isn't strong enough for you
It must be hard everyday, dealing with all this online trouble
many teenage boys are jealous of your stubble
If you are open to dating, i'd like a turn
maybe a kiss goodnight?
I promise i won't irritate your razor burn