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What's the STUPIDEST gym advice you've ever gotten?
« on: February 11, 2009, 10:36:39 AM »
A Loooooonnngg time ago me and a friend of mine were getting something to eat after a workout.

 I got Chicken breast over rice and he got a cheeseburger deluxe. So he says to me "you'll never get really big eating like that, i mean what's bigger...a chicken or a cow?"

True story.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2009, 10:37:12 AM »
A Loooooonnngg time ago me and a friend of mine were getting something to eat after a workout.

 I got Chicken breast over rice and he got a cheeseburger deluxe. So he says to me "you'll never get really big eating like that, i mean what's bigger...a chicken or a cow?"

True story.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2009, 10:38:14 AM »
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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2009, 10:44:28 AM »
To do 40 exercises per body part.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2009, 10:46:39 AM »
Dont know where to start

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 10:47:24 AM »
To get muscle or to get big you need to be in the gym for atleast 3 hours 5 days a week...I got that advice from a NPC bodybuilder
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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 10:48:39 AM »
fat overweight guy in short shorts telling me how to squat properly. I'd be impressed to see him tie his own shoes, nevertheless squat with weight on his back.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 10:51:29 AM »
Dont know where to start

Same here.

Having said that though I got some ridiculous advice today.

I went down to my local drug centre / drop-in clinic to pick up some barrels and needles for my latest stack and was met by an oldish woman who worked there who proceeded to give me a lecture on steroid use. Considering she looked like she weighed about 100lbs and had obviously never touched a weight in her life she decided to tell me that I should only go on a six-week cycle because "your receptors will shut down after this time" and "they will no longer work if you go longer".

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 10:51:46 AM »

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 10:54:08 AM »
get married

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 10:54:48 AM »
LMAO This thread should be good..........

In all honesty beef is a much better bodybuilding food than chicken.  Has tons of B vitamins and naturally occurring creatine.  

Anyways,,,,,,when I was a younger and just getting hooked into bodybuilding I got to know this guy at my work.  He was an old school lifter who worked out in Vince's gym in California back when he was younger.  This guy was in good shape and a pretty big dude for being in his late 40's.  We'd used to shoot the shit about everything bodybuilding related.  Before I knew much he was telling me about how Steve Reeve's special drink was a couple cups of orange juice and about 5 or 6 raw eggs blended together or something like that.  I was so excited.....I though that was the missing link in my training and diet.......the key to getting huge........so I go home THAT NIGHT and pull out the blender........grab a few cups of orange juice and reach way back in the fridge and pull out a carton of eggs.  I mixed it up and downed in a few minutes.  As soon as that shit settled I knew something wasn't right.  I must not have looked at the expiration date on the eggs or maybe it was a combination of the acidic orange juice or something.  But within minutes my stomach was rumbling and gurgling.  I managed to go to bed and get a good night's sleep.  But that morning I got up and went into work...........ALL FUCKING DAY I had the worst watery diarrhea shit of my life!  I had to go home on my lunch and change out my drawers.  This continued for probably 36 hours.  My asshole was burning by the end of it.  That is the WORST pain in the world.........just sitting there on the toilet hoping to god you got it all out cause any little bit of that acidic water diarrhea would burn your asshole like nothing else on it's way out!  Needless to say I've never done the OJ and eggs drink again.  Although I eat raw eggs all the time.  FUCK STEVE REEVES AND THOSE OLD SKOOL GUYS!  

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 10:56:33 AM »
hahaha, the old fart was fuckin with ya.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 10:57:34 AM »
If you want to get chicks you have to treat them with respect.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 10:59:50 AM »
If you want to get chicks you have to treat them with respect.

QFT right durrrr! Haha! 


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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 11:03:18 AM »
Method that Super Saiyan shit was fucking lol funny!
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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2009, 11:22:27 AM »
Don't do drugs.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2009, 11:28:51 AM »
If you want to get chicks you have to treat them with respect.

Treat a girl like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud. Absolute truth right there.

I can't be mean to women but if you push them around and give them shit, they'll turn around and give you sugar. 99% of women are fucking retarded.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2009, 11:29:17 AM »
Any advice from someone less jacked than me...

I am not even going to consider any advice unless the person is in better shape than me. I don't care if you are a "certified trainer", If you aren't in as good a shape as me I don't want to hear it.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2009, 11:36:49 AM »
Dont stop lifting weights because that muscle is just going to turn into fat ::)

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2009, 11:42:00 AM »
Any advice from someone less jacked than me...

I am not even going to consider any advice unless the person is in better shape than me. I don't care if you are a "certified trainer", If you aren't in as good a shape as me I don't want to hear it.
A certified trainer isnt neccessarily good,just someone who read a book or two

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2009, 11:43:13 AM »
I met a fa.g who wanted to drink nothing but milk thinking that his bones would somehow "calcify" into muscle, making him freakishly strong. He was completely convinced that he could magically turn all his bone into muscle and said he read a study on the internet which validated his claims. The kid was a boner. Still 120lbs. Still has all his bones.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2009, 11:45:18 AM »
off topic

You should have said: What's the stupiest Gym advice you've ever gotten?

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2009, 11:46:53 AM »
Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?

That it's toooo easy
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Re: What's the STUPIDEST gym advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2009, 12:09:12 PM »
everything related to overtraining.

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Re: What's the STUPIDEST advice you've ever gotten?
« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2009, 12:13:55 PM »
Treat a girl like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud. Absolute truth right there.

I can't be mean to women but if you push them around and give them shit, they'll turn around and give you sugar. 99% of women are fucking retarded.

Any true womaniser knows this. Good point.