So I enjoy watching tv shows where fat people try to lose weight, and it cracks me up when a 5'5" 300 pounds bitch is showing us all she learned and her new healthy breakfast of 2 wholewheat pancakes, 5 egg whites, turkey bacon, and a low fat smoothie. WTF sure it is better than 2 regular pancakes, 5 whole eggs, and regular bacon with a gallon of oj, but seriously. I fucking eat a whey protein shake with milk for breakfast and maybe a banana. And I fucking lift weights and have a medium to large sized cock. These bitches are never going to get to anything better than 5'5" 200 with that diet.