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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #50 on: February 19, 2009, 07:48:38 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 19, 2009, 07:36:53 AM
I bet you don't 'get off' the same way Bigbobs does when he's on the phone with Nasser ;D
It was a business transaction. I'm watching Sato for the weekend while HUGE NASSER is at a bifocal trade show.
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #51 on: February 19, 2009, 07:52:53 AM »
HAHAHAHAHA this thread is another example of how jealous the pumpkinheads are, of Nasser, who can see in two directions at once and can survive for 7 weeks without fuel, by using the oil in his own body ;D
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #52 on: February 19, 2009, 07:56:36 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 19, 2009, 07:52:53 AM
HAHAHAHAHA this thread is another example of how jealous the pumpkinheads are, of Nasser, who can see in two directions at once and can survive for 7 weeks without fuel, by using the oil in his own body ;D
yes, these filthy pumpkin heads live in squalor. HUGE Nasser works hard and keep his eye (or eyes, whatever way they are wandering) on the prize.
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2009, 07:58:23 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 19, 2009, 07:52:53 AM
HAHAHAHAHA this thread is another example of how jealous the pumpkinheads are, of Nasser, who can see in two directions at once and can survive for 7 weeks without fuel, by using the oil in his own body ;D

Ha, Kiwiol I see in your avatar that you "do not speak monkey"...are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't mind getting into a tussle with a monkey chimp orangutan primate of reasonably similar DNA profile only to have your testicles ripped off?   ???  
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2009, 08:02:29 AM »
Quote from: McFarland on February 19, 2009, 07:58:23 AM
Ha, Kiwiol I see in your avatar that you "do not speak monkey"...are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't mind getting into a tussle with a monkey chimp orangutan primate of reasonably similar DNA profile only to have your testicles ripped off?   ???  
LOL.....
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2009, 08:02:56 AM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on February 19, 2009, 05:35:02 AM
So as you can see, are ape relatives simply make the strongest of humans look like wimps. On one occasion, a log fell into the exhibit of an orangutan, one which four or five humans could not even budge after trying to remove it, however when one of the orangutan's was annoyed with its presence, it threw the log out as if it weighed nothing with one arm.

I don't believe this. They are not supermen.
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2009, 08:04:33 AM »
Quote from: McFarland on February 19, 2009, 07:58:23 AM
Ha, Kiwiol I see in your avatar that you "do not speak monkey"...are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't mind getting into a tussle with a monkey chimp orangutan primate of reasonably similar DNA profile only to have your testicles ripped off?   ???  

We all do what we have to do to get off, Jeff.

I learnt that when I got off the phone with Nasser 8)

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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2009, 08:07:55 AM »
someone said the chimp went crazy..no,,the chimp went chimp
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2009, 08:09:27 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on February 19, 2009, 08:04:33 AM
We all do what we have to do to get off, Jeff.

I learnt that when I got off the phone with Nasser 8)

2 times (at least) un-convicted felon.

I smell an official "Just got off the phone with nasser" thread coming
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #59 on: February 19, 2009, 08:34:21 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 19, 2009, 06:56:25 AM
My workout:

20mins shadowboxing



15mins sparring with DeDeDe



30mins barrel throwing




PWO drink with Mario:




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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2009, 10:29:23 AM »
Quote from: njflex on February 19, 2009, 08:04:25 AM
I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO SEEN THE IRON SHIEK AND THAT MONKEY GO AT IT,I GUARANTEE THAT MONKEYS TESTICLES WOULD NAVE BEEN HANGING ON THE SHIEKS REAR VIEW MIRROR OF HIS 1974 PINTO.

LOL  ;D
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #61 on: February 19, 2009, 10:33:44 AM »
i have never liked monkeys. they cant be trusted. if you keep one as a pet you should know theres always gonna be the day when it eats your face and rips off your foot and testicles. jesus fucking christ why do that, isnt that a bit excessive? 
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #62 on: February 19, 2009, 11:25:38 AM »
Quote from: McFarland on February 19, 2009, 07:19:02 AM
I read that the chimp came out of the house towards the cop and the cop jumped in his car...so the chimp walked around to the side of the car, opened up the passenger-side door to get in after him, and that's when he shot him...the monkey chimp then went back into the house where he later died.  Is that not right?

BTW, where is Dr. Chimps?   ???

That very well may be true...I just don't trust cops at all...One would think that if that did happen, the video would have been all over the news...If we never see the video, I would bet that it did not go down that way... :-\
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #63 on: February 19, 2009, 11:40:11 AM »
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #64 on: February 19, 2009, 11:54:45 AM »
Quote from: kh300 on February 19, 2009, 08:07:55 AM
someone said the chimp went crazy..no,,the chimp went chimp

Indeed it did.

They hunt and kill other primates in the wild. Although potential killers they may be, i'll never stop laughing when i see one in clothes, roller skating or playing hockey.
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #65 on: February 19, 2009, 11:56:51 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 19, 2009, 12:33:01 AM
Just realized this chimp has a lot in common with Bob Sly.  Both were tragically shot by police after getting tired of following "the man's" rules. 

Word to ya mother on that!
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #66 on: February 19, 2009, 12:05:57 PM »
"I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
thats not really true


I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squezer
what you do


but i've been bit and i've been tossed around
by every she-rat in this town
have you baby?


Well ,I am just a monkey man
i'm glad your a monkey woman too


I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was goured
but I pulled through


Yes,i'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
don't you?


Well,I hope were not too messianic
or a trifle too satanic
we love to play the blues


Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad your a monkey woman too,babe


I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey"
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #67 on: February 19, 2009, 12:21:07 PM »
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Re: Let's talk monkey strength.
« Reply #68 on: February 19, 2009, 12:23:43 PM »
Talk about roid rage... these dudes are juiced to the gills
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