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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #25 on: February 25, 2009, 07:34:21 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:33:01 AM


Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she was pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\

My best friends dad in high school told me to be nice to the ugly chics...I'm still waiting for it to pay off.  Sounds like you missed out...
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #26 on: February 25, 2009, 07:39:20 AM »
Quote from: grab an umbrella on February 25, 2009, 07:34:21 AM
My best friends dad in high school told me to be nice to the ugly chics...I'm still waiting for it to pay off.  Sounds like you missed out...



Haha,shit happens. :)
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #27 on: February 25, 2009, 07:46:56 AM »
Quote from: grab an umbrella on February 25, 2009, 07:34:21 AM
My best friends dad in high school told me to be nice to the ugly chics...I'm still waiting for it to pay off. 

fat girls have pretty friends.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #28 on: February 25, 2009, 07:49:46 AM »
Quote from: grab an umbrella on February 25, 2009, 07:26:22 AM
You have clearly never been "hoggin".  Your buddy is absolutely correct.  Most of the attractive women I have fucked have been mediocre in bed.  On the other hand, the thicker girls I have fucked have gone crazy on my dick.  It's amazing what a little low self esteem will do to make a girl suck a dick.

Can't say that I have.....but you (just like my buddy) swear by the hogs, eh?
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #29 on: February 25, 2009, 07:52:13 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:33:01 AM


Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\

Nice!  There are always those women that you know are diamonds in the rough.  If you got with them and helped them to hit the gym, they would turn out amazing.  Thankfully my lady is hot, but when she gets old, I might be forced to go hogging!
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2009, 08:10:08 AM »
Quote from: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:49:46 AM
Can't say that I have.....but you (just like my buddy) swear by the hogs, eh?

I'm not going to say that I swear by them.  I def. understand why a guy would go after them.  I like women of all shapes, sometimes I like a really freaky girl so I find a fat one.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2009, 09:06:11 AM »
Quote from: body88 on February 25, 2009, 07:52:13 AM
Nice!  There are always those women that you know are diamonds in the rough.  If you got with them and helped them to hit the gym, they would turn out amazing.  Thankfully my lady is hot, but when she gets old, I might be forced to go hogging!

Big gamble there 88.  A physique often reflects what's going on inside.  People who let themselves go enough to get really out of shape frequently have deeper issues imo. 

Of course 'round here we have issues that lead us in the opposite direction, but at least we get to look good while being crazy.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2009, 09:10:21 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on February 25, 2009, 07:33:01 AM


Haha,years ago my friends would have a pig roast every year.well at one of the parties I took home a ...ahem..larger girl.not ugly just big.for months afterwords we use to joke I took home the pig from the pig roast :D a few weeks later I was out bar hopping and saw her.she pointed me out to her friends and was trying to get my attention.I just played it off and ignored her.




...about a year later I was watching the local news.who do you think was doing the weather.yep,her.she had lost all of her weight dyed her hair blond and was looking smokin hot :-\


haha, I can imagine Calvin trying to ignore her....

Hey, you won either way.  Now you can tell people you hit the local weather girl who they see as hot....don't volunteer the weight loss info.  8)
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2009, 09:57:04 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.
Don't you know that is the sign for meet me in the women's locker room after my workout, spread my cheeks and have your way with me.  I will pretend to resist and fight like I don't want it but I actually do so don't stop no matter what? 
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2009, 10:31:51 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.


I think she likes you.  Women are psycho like that.
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2009, 11:31:02 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 24, 2009, 07:47:46 PM
Today, i was doing cardio at the gym. I was watching Saw 5 on my iphone, and this annoying fat lady give me a dirty look. WTF? I know the movie sucks but it isn't porn, and the screen is 3.5 inches. I don't even know how she could see the screen unless she was trying too. :-\ anyway, has this shit happen to anybody.

she was annoyed because that woman was really Donnie Wahlberg's mother
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2009, 01:38:02 PM »
Quote from: chainsaw on February 25, 2009, 10:31:51 AM

I think she likes you.  Women are psycho like that.
i should start drinking before i hit the gym ;D
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Re: annoying lady at gym.
« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2009, 06:14:25 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on February 25, 2009, 01:38:02 PM
i should start drinking before i hit the gym ;D

Hahahahaah,
I would do that at the pit in venice at the sidewalk cafe.
I think arnold did that too.
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