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Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« on: February 25, 2009, 05:12:41 PM »
I would love to get fat as hell like this. I just need to get married first

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2268177.ece
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2009, 05:13:49 PM »
omg what a loon
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 05:21:53 PM »
This Crap gets OLD look how he has blown his guts out.Screams TRY HARD.Any promotion is a promotion what next maybe 30 days of Mcdonalds.Dude has Nothing on Priest and his KFC.
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 04:28:06 AM »
Every 3.6 seconds someone dies of hunger. So by my calculation, 2,160,000 people will die of starvation during this three month glutinous 'experiment'.
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 04:40:09 AM »
Great publicity!
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 05:02:18 AM »
Quote from: Bigger Business on February 26, 2009, 04:28:06 AM
Every 3.6 seconds someone dies of hunger. So by my calculation, 2,160,000 people will die of starvation during this three month glutinous 'experiment'.

Only in Africa though,and they have aids anyway so its no big deal
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 05:19:20 AM »
Quote from: Awesomo on February 25, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
I would love to get fat as hell like this. I just need to get married first

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2268177.ece
i see The Coach is very dedicated
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 05:22:12 AM »
all marketing.

"cops taking meth to understand his toxic client better"
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 AM »
what an idiot, that's like a doctor getting AIDS or a professor removing half his brain.

i hope he dies before reaching his goal.
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 06:11:47 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 26, 2009, 05:22:38 AM
what an idiot, that's like a doctor getting AIDS or a professor removing half his brain.

i hope he dies before reaching his goal.




he must love his clients that much. I hope he gets a stroke
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 06:29:09 AM »
what a dumbass

first of all, why bother having fat clients anyway..

the point of being a Personal trainer is to get hot cougars to have sex with you in exchange for free PT
-that guy is truly a loon
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 06:29:36 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:29:09 AM
what a dumbass

first of all, why bother having fat clients anyway..

the point of being a Personal trainer is to get hot cougars to have sex with you in exchange for free PT
-that guy is truly a loon

spot on.
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2009, 06:32:21 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 26, 2009, 06:29:36 AM
spot on.

it is spot on because (believe it or not) I am a personal trainer
we are told that on the first day of the job
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 06:34:54 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:32:21 AM
it is spot on because (believe it or not) I am a personal trainer
we are told that on the first day of the job

Yes, it's like in "Baywatch". You have this olderly divorced guy who tells you how to get all the hot chicks, not only bitches you saved from drowning, but also you hot Co-Lifesavers (hot female PT in your case).

You're not supposed to drown to see what the client feels like.
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 06:38:38 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 26, 2009, 06:34:54 AM
Yes, it's like in "Baywatch". You have this olderly divorced guy who tells you how to get all the hot chicks, not only bitches you saved from drowning, but also you hot Co-Lifesavers (hot female PT in your case).

You're not supposed to drown to see what the client feels like.

baywatch has taught me alot as well my friend

not to stray too much off topic but..

...when you become a trainer, you PROSPECT your client
people think that they choose their trainer......the trainer chooses you

most trainers develop there niche'
some train the elderly
some train the obese

me..I developed my niche
You see, I wanted to be a trainer for people who are already good looking

believe it or not, there are girls who are 9's who want to be 10's- that is my clientele.  Well, them and gay men..
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 06:42:40 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:38:38 AM
baywatch has taught me alot as well my friend

not to stray too much off topic but..

...when you become a trainer, you PROSPECT your client
people think that they choose their trainer......the trainer chooses you

most trainers develop there niche'
some train the elderly
some train the obese

me..I developed my niche
You see, I wanted to be a trainer for people who are already good looking

believe it or not, there are girls who are 9's who want to be 10's- that is my clientele.  Well, them and gay men..

Livin' the dream!!
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 06:43:28 AM »
Quote from: Awesomo on February 25, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
I would love to get fat as hell like this. I just need to get married first

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2268177.ece

the rest of his body don't fit the big belly..
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 06:44:55 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 26, 2009, 06:42:40 AM
Livin' the dream!!

yeah...that is if i lived in cali
i found that my PT business model isn't as prudent when applied in Upstate NY (where i currently live)

I do,however, use a awesome accent when i work the floor- I work the "ethnic" angle.  My boss just laughs when he sees me doing it
btw, my boss is THE FUCKING MAN
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 06:51:22 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:44:55 AM
yeah...that is if i lived in cali
i found that my PT business model isn't as prudent when applied in Upstate NY (where i currently live)

I do,however, use a awesome accent when i work the floor- I work the "ethnic" angle.  My boss just laughs when he sees me doing it
btw, my boss is THE FUCKING MAN

what?
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 06:52:49 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on February 26, 2009, 06:51:22 AM
what?

i get a feeling he might read this forum so i just wanted to state that he was the man

he really is though

everyone of his clients is (at least) 9 or a hot cougar

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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 06:53:02 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:44:55 AM
yeah...that is if i lived in cali
i found that my PT business model isn't as prudent when applied in Upstate NY (where i currently live)

I do,however, use a awesome accent when i work the floor- I work the "ethnic" angle.  My boss just laughs when he sees me doing it
btw, my boss is THE FUCKING MAN

cool.

Quote from: Swede! on February 26, 2009, 06:51:22 AM
what?

His boss is fucking with a man, where's the problem?
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 06:53:46 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:44:55 AM
yeah...that is if i lived in cali
i found that my PT business model isn't as prudent when applied in Upstate NY (where i currently live)

I do,however, use a awesome accent when i work the floor- I work the "ethnic" angle.  My boss just laughs when he sees me doing it
btw, my boss is THE FUCKING MAN

Where upstate?
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 06:54:31 AM »
Quote from: drkaje on February 26, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
Where upstate?

in the area around NYC (within a 150 mile radius of NYC,that is) , not around buffalo

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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009, 06:55:52 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:29:09 AM
what a dumbass

first of all, why bother having fat clients anyway..

the point of being a Personal trainer is to get hot cougars to have sex with you in exchange for free PT
-that guy is truly a loon
well thought my friend ;)
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Re: Trainer gaining 100 pounds to understand his fat clients better
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009, 07:21:04 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on February 26, 2009, 06:54:31 AM
in the area around NYC (within a 150 mile radius of NYC,that is) , not around buffalo



That's not Upstate!!

Syracuse/Utica is upstate, LOL!
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