Any Special Forces on Getbig?

[Captain Equipoise]

Ya, dad said all the french wear them but these two french girls laughed at me on top of the Eifel Tower so dad let me take it off.  He even took his off and threw it over the railing.  Then someone's dog jumped off the tower after it.  That was a weird vacation.  Germany was a way more fun.

Hahahaa!!! Griswald!!! nothing will beat the christmas though.. I still watch that movie every december leading up to Xmas.

[The Showstoppa]

I'm agent orange...

[mass 04]

of course. A shot of me during basic

[Captain Equipoise]

of course. A shot of me during basic

Fuck, how did piggy ever pass the entrance exams and physical !?!!?

[Eyeball Chambers]

of course. A shot of me during basic

HAHAHA 

[suckmymuscle]

Hi

Tell us about it. 

  I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[garebear]

of course. A shot of me during basic

love that pic

[Captain Equipoise]

 I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of an any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Nooo!!!! not you too !?! , man, I thought I was the only one that happened too, they threw me out of Seal team 6 after I broke a new recruit's arm in 3 places showing him a kimura armbar!!!! they said it was due to me being a ripped 340lbs. @ 3.5% bodyfat at the time, but I just laughed and walked away..

[The Wizard of Truth]

I work in the emergency services if that counts?

[Stark]

I first served as a Panzergrenadier in Stetten am kalten markt (pretty much normal infantry), and later spend time as a Fernspäher (that is somewhat a little special forces)

[suckmymuscle]

Nooo!!!! not you too !?! , man, I thought I was the only one that happened too, they threw me out of Seal team 6 after I broke a new recruit's arm in 3 places showing him a kimura armbar!!!! they said it was due to me being a ripped 340lbs. @ 3.5% bodyfat at the time, but I just laughed and walked away..

  Dude, cut the sarcasm. I am not fucking around here. Facts:

  - Some people in the World belong to elite special forces army groups.

  - They are above the average man in muscularity, hence it's not uncommon for some to be 300+ lbs.

  - It's not uncommon for elite forces officers to be interested in bodybuilding and weightlifting and post on boards like this.

  So why is it so unbelievable to you that a 300+ lbs former special forces officer would be posting on Getbig? It is perfecly fucking plausible!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[alejandro_torres]

I want to learn German  

all i learned over there was

benzin
diesel

verkauff hahaha

[dan18]

"I stip for  green Beret's and suck there cocks breakfast!!"

fixed 

[Eisenherz]

  Dude, cut the sarcasm. I am not fucking around here. Facts:

  - Some people in the World belong to elite special forces army groups.

  - They are above the average man in muscularity, hence it's not uncommon for some to be 300+ lbs.

  - It's not uncommon for elite forces officers to be interested in bodybuilding and weightlifting and post on boards like this.

  So why is it so unbelievable to you that a 300+ lbs former special forces officer would be posting on Getbig? It is perfecly fucking plausible!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I fully agree with this. 100% with ya mate.
I was in the Royal Marines and out classed 99% of the Marines in everything.
Even in the entry fitness test where we had to run 1.5 miles within 9.15 seconds I ran it in 7.35 without even training for it.
Some people are just born to be the best..without even trying.

[Hunter86]

Even in the entry fitness test where we had to run 1.5 miles within 9.15 seconds I ran it in 7.35 without even training for it.

 

[Captain Equipoise]

  Dude, cut the sarcasm. I am not fucking around here. Facts:

  - Some people in the World belong to elite special forces army groups.

  - They are above the average man in muscularity, hence it's not uncommon for some to be 300+ lbs.

  - It's not uncommon for elite forces officers to be interested in bodybuilding and weightlifting and post on boards like this.

  So why is it so unbelievable to you that a 300+ lbs former special forces officer would be posting on Getbig? It is perfecly fucking plausible!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

What sarcasm ?!? I was being serious.... obviously you've never been on a special ops team or else you'd know that we're all 340lb. ripped behemoth's!

[onlyme]

I fully agree with this. 100% with ya mate.
I was in the Royal Marines and out classed 99% of the Marines in everything.
Even in the entry fitness test where we had to run 1.5 miles within 9.15 seconds I ran it in 7.35 without even training for it.
Some people are just born to be the best..without even trying.

Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics.  You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is.  then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA.  You kick their ass too.  Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah.  I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor.  I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed.  You could run down missile almost.  Just train a little.

[Eisenherz]

Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics.  You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is.  then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA.  You kick their ass too.  Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah.  I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor.  I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed.  You could run down missile almost.  Just train a little.

I have actualy, but they told me they already hired suckmymuscle.

[kimura]

Dude fuck the Military enter the Olympics.  You are a shoe-in for Gold in every running event there is.  then after that go run against the Dragsters in the NHRA.  You kick their ass too.  Have you thought about calling the Discovery Channel and have them film you running down a Cheetah.  I hope to god you at least got Nike as a sponsor.  I sure hope the military is taking advantage of your speed.  You could run down missile almost.  Just train a little.

HA HA HA HA

[WillGrant]

Why?

 

So I can talk to some Aryan Frauleins

[DK II]

So I can talk to some Aryan Frauleins

The Aryan Fräuleins aren't what they used to be.

[affeman]

The Aryan Fräuleins aren't what they used to be.

Whar r u talkin' about?

Aryan perfection right there:

[Bobby]

[DK II]

What a coincidence.  I am a 341lbs. Delta force member that is a ripped 3.49% bodyfat badass that once did backfilps up the stairway of the empire state building in only 4 minutes.

Any average getbigger can beat that.

[CalvinH]

Isn't there guy here on Get Big that pays some special forces to run security on his private island?