My friends think I'm a pansy, but this year will mark my 10 year annivesary. Yeah I was stubborn early on in our marriage, but I learned. Funny thing is the same dbags that criticize my stance later ask me for relationship advice. Now, I'm only good at my relationship with my wife, but I think in general "happy wife, happy life" is a no-brainer. Yeah, it sounds gay, but the more I give (in) the more I get back in return....good return on my investment. So I take the extra couple minutes and hang up the bathroom towels, change out the tp roll, refill the antibacterial containers, load (AND unload) the dishwasher, take my big ass shoes off in the entry way before gettin on the carpet, sack up the trash and take it out outside, wash/dry/fold/hang some clothes up,.....it's the little things that make the difference. I'll make the coffee on the weekends and bring her a cup (sometimes), I watch Housewives of Orange County and the The Hills with her and I don't insist on holdin the remote 24/7. I'll take her shopping to a buncha retarded stores I don't give a shit about and hold a pile of clothes outside the dressing room while she checks her ass in the mirror for 45 minutes. I let her punch the crap outta my arm when I make fun of her family (they really are a collection of dumbasses LOL!!!).
That's it....happy wife, happy life........until I find a younger, bustier replacement with an insatiable apetite for fellatio.