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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #50 on: March 10, 2009, 06:04:04 PM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on March 10, 2009, 04:17:17 PM
Sonny was a beast but he would have gotten a mudhole stomped in his chest by Tyson.

Not so sure about that. Would have been an amazing fight whatever the outcome though. And let's not forget Ali's jab and Holmes'. Holmes may be the most underrated heavyweight champ in history. And don't forget about Ken Norton- maybe the strongest heavyweight ever.
One of the best rounds in boxing history:

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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #51 on: March 10, 2009, 06:07:06 PM »
I'd NEVER bet against a young Mike in his prime.   
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #52 on: March 10, 2009, 06:08:04 PM »


with a fist the size of that , tyson wouldnt stand a chance.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #53 on: March 10, 2009, 06:30:22 PM »
As soon as Tyson sees that big big dick tattoo of Lesnars he'll die of laughter...So I give the win to Lesnar....
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #54 on: March 10, 2009, 06:32:48 PM »
Quote from: Parker on March 10, 2009, 06:30:22 PM
As soon as Tyson sees that big big dick tattoo of Lesnars he'll die of laughter...So I give the win to Lesnar....

HAHAHA gayest tattoo ever.  What the fuck was he thinking.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #55 on: March 10, 2009, 06:39:08 PM »
Quote from: BigMenace on March 10, 2009, 06:32:48 PM
HAHAHA gayest tattoo ever.  What the fuck was he thinking.

He was thinking that HE wants a dagger that happends to come out looking like a cock lol.
I doubt lesnar gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks of it though.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #56 on: March 10, 2009, 06:40:20 PM »
Not a Brock fan in the least, but Tyson would be on the ground almost instantly and the fight would be over. 
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #57 on: March 10, 2009, 06:41:49 PM »
Quote from: americanbulldog on March 10, 2009, 06:40:20 PM
Not a Brock fan in the least, but Tyson would be on the ground almost instantly and the fight would be over. 

Exactly.
Lesnar knows how to avoid a punch long enough for a takedown, about 0.002 sec
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #58 on: March 10, 2009, 06:42:46 PM »
Lesnar would kill him in a UFC styles fight.
Tyson's ONLY chance would be to land a knockout punch in the first 25 seconds....IF NOT,
Lesnar would choke him to death in less than a minute,... AND I HATE BROCK to boot...
But that is the truth.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #59 on: March 10, 2009, 06:43:32 PM »
Quote from: americanbulldog on March 10, 2009, 06:40:20 PM
Not a Brock fan in the least, but Tyson would be on the ground almost instantly and the fight would be over. 

Agreeed
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #60 on: March 10, 2009, 06:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on March 10, 2009, 06:39:08 PM
He was thinking that HE wants a dagger that happends to come out looking like a cock lol.
I doubt lesnar gives a flying fuck what anyone thinks of it though.

Scenario, Brock takes a hot blond home, things get hot and heavy, he takes off his shirt, she asks, "Why do you have a a big black cock on your chest?"
"It's not a cock it's a knife..."

Girl: "You're not one of those...bisexual voyeur types are you...?"


"No, it's a knife, not a big dick..."

"Are you, what's it called... projecting, yeah, that's it, projecting what you really want, yet you're ashamed? I saw that on Oprah."

Now the mood is lost, and  the girl gone.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #61 on: March 10, 2009, 06:56:05 PM »
Quote from: Parker on March 10, 2009, 06:53:46 PM
Scenario, Brock takes a hot blond home, things get hot and heavy, he takes off his shirt, she asks, "Why do you have a a big black cock on your chest?"
"It's not a cock it's a knife..."

Girl: "You're not one of those...bisexual voyeur types are you...?"


"No, it's a knife, not a big dick..."

"Are you, what's it called... projecting, yeah, that's it, projecting what you really want, yet you're ashamed? I saw that on Oprah."

Now the mood is lost, and  the girl gone.

he already has a super hot ass wife, So I doubt that's a problem..

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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #62 on: March 10, 2009, 07:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on March 10, 2009, 06:56:05 PM
he already has a super hot ass wife, So I doubt that's a problem..



Is she the one standing or sitting. You know hot blondes on Playboy=Gold Digger with fake tiggoes...Would love to hit both, though

Playboy's Cyber Girls and Employee of the month are hotter. Imagine that hot manager at work...
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #63 on: March 10, 2009, 07:39:19 PM »
She's the one sitting, but they touched up the pics so much you could barely tell the two apart. She was hot around '99, now she's old.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #64 on: March 10, 2009, 08:00:30 PM »
This is a rediculous question, in MMA brock easily wins. hed take mike down at will taking no damage on the feet and pound the much smaller man down. even on their feet its alot different than boxing, brocks big reach advantage would be alot of a factor in an MMA fight with small gloves... tyson would have to get in his face which is a task with some with brocks reach and power. do any pure boxers do well in MMA specificaly UFC? no! brocks getting pretty well rounded nowdays but even as a pure wrestler he have his way with a boxer. and tyson is just a boxer, a great one but just a boxer.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #65 on: March 10, 2009, 08:07:56 PM »
Brock made Sable his bitch, when he was training for a WWE show here in Toronto a few years back, she was just running back and forth , loading (and taking off) plates for him, bringing him water bottles, towels, getting him a protein shake...he owns that ass 100%
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #66 on: March 10, 2009, 08:13:08 PM »
LOL at this thread.
If youre talking about Tyson in his prime with no mma training at all Lesnar takes this one EASY.
If u give Mike a year or so to prepare for a MMA match with Lesnar he might do better but i still think Lesnar would beat he down pretty bad.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #67 on: March 10, 2009, 08:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Swede! on March 10, 2009, 06:41:49 PM
Exactly.
Lesnar knows how to avoid a punch long enough for a takedown, about 0.002 sec

I think he would inevitably ship a few punches coming in-considering this is Tyson.
The question is can Brock take a few world class combos to the head and body.
One thing-Brock does not hit as hard as Tyson.He doesn't have the technique or speed.That is reasonably safe to infer.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #68 on: March 10, 2009, 08:17:57 PM »
remember also in ufc no gloves like in boxing - tyson would kill him
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #69 on: March 10, 2009, 08:23:43 PM »
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #70 on: March 10, 2009, 08:32:45 PM »
 To have a real fight. we need to have a fight without rules. everything goes.
 Like  the UFC  1,2 and 3.
 So if you think a boxer will have a chance against a MMA fighter. good luck.

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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #71 on: March 10, 2009, 08:43:31 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 10, 2009, 08:07:56 PM
Brock made Sable his bitch, when he was training for a WWE show here in Toronto a few years back, she was just running back and forth , loading (and taking off) plates for him, bringing him water bottles, towels, getting him a protein shake...he owns that ass 100%


She's been quite a few wrestler's bitch...fake tatas, fake life. Isnt's she like 10-15 yrs older than him.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #72 on: March 10, 2009, 08:49:47 PM »
Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 10, 2009, 08:32:45 PM
To have a real fight. we need to have a fight without rules. everything goes.
 Like  the UFC  1,2 and 3.
 So if you think a boxer will have a chance against a MMA fighter. good luck.

  8)
you fucking people live in la la land , tyson would walk up to him throw 1 punch even now at 300 lbs and it would be brain damage or death without boxing gloves. tyson is a freak of nature with hand speed and power thats just not even something a human can train to prepare for/ lesner is a big farmboy who trained all his life, big difference between natural freak and someone who needed an entire lifetime to gain some self defense skills!

fucking tank abbot in his prime used to  walk across the ring and lay ground fighters out and he is a fucking child compared to tyson.....


lesners chin is made of glass like tommy morrisons , tysons fists and cranium are like a piece of iron, get real people....
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #73 on: March 10, 2009, 09:37:24 PM »
Quote from: Parker on March 10, 2009, 08:43:31 PM
She's been quite a few wrestler's bitch...fake tatas, fake life. Isnt's she like 10-15 yrs older than him.


Yes she has lol, she's in her mid 40's... and he's in his early 30's.
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Re: Tyson vs. Lesnar
« Reply #74 on: March 10, 2009, 09:55:22 PM »
MMA rules---- lensar
Boxing-------tyson with one arm
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