Onlyme is so fat, that he uses the rain forest as a salad bar.
Onlyme is so fat, that his dietitian has to work with infinite numbers.
Onlyme is so fat, that the tattoo on his ass cheeks reads "Full Eclipse".
Onlyme is so fat, that when having turned around in bed it's time to vote a new president.
Onlyme is so fat, that he measures his body fat in light years.
Onlyme is so fat, that his weight can only be measured in sun masses per square inch.
Having said these bad things, I can only give props to Keith - he's a cool dude and gentle giant.
Good luck.