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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 10:57:42 PM »
The cheapest place to get "muscle milk" would be to collect your own sperm.

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2009, 10:59:41 PM »
Personal trainers  ::)

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2009, 11:00:38 PM »
Personal trainers  ::)

It seems American PT's are quite shit.....
No doubt about it...

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2009, 11:01:34 PM »
It seems American PT's are quite shit.....
They are.  And I just love the fat ones  ::)

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #29 on: March 25, 2009, 11:02:15 PM »
I realized tonight I was way behind the times.  It seem that MM is the NEW workout drink.  I think I saw like 5 - 6 people with those mini bottles with them when training.  Used to be Red Line, now its those containers.  Shit, why didnt anyone tell me???

On a related note, as I was leaving this is a quote from one of the trainers as he spoke to a prospective client:

"No, you wont be using any of those protein drinks.  Our goal is NOT to bulk you up.  We want to preserve lean tissue".  I stopped for a second and had to literally hold myself back from going over to the guy and ask how long it took him to believe his own buillshit.
why, whats wrong with what he said

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2009, 03:28:15 AM »
Banana Creme is my favourite!

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2009, 03:34:01 AM »
Oh brother!

Bananna cream.......can you get any gayer?!  :-X
No doubt about it...

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2009, 03:44:27 AM »
Bananna cream.......can you get any gayer?!  :-X

Not unless you go back in time to see the Villiage People perform live at The Blue Oyster while being dressed up as Dorothy replete with ruby red shoes.

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2009, 03:51:12 AM »
Just bought a muscle milk from plaid.  There was a 50 cent off coupon on the fridge door.   

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2009, 05:54:14 AM »
Muscle Milk RTD is nasty! Nowhere near as great tasting as in the canister.

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2009, 06:04:49 AM »
It doesn't seem to be very manly to guzzle bottle after bottle of shit that's flavored like "cookies & cream" "cake batter" ( OH BROTHER ) and banana creme.

Drink a 40oz of some cheap malt liquor after a workout. That's real tough guy stuff
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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2009, 08:08:20 AM »
It doesn't seem to be very manly to guzzle bottle after bottle of shit that's flavored like "cookies & cream" "cake batter" ( OH BROTHER ) and banana creme.

Drink a 40oz of some cheap malt liquor after a workout. That's real tough guy stuff

I wonder a gym would do if someone put ice-tea in a Jack Daniels bottle and chugged it during a workout.  Have someone near-by to video it.  ;D

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2009, 01:31:22 PM »
the gas station in my town sells the plastic bottles for 2.99
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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2009, 01:33:02 PM »
i like donuts

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Re: Muscle Milk
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2009, 01:34:56 PM »
I use to go through many jars of the powder til I got pretty sick of the stuff... I only tried one of the RTD's one time and I thought it tasted horrible.