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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2009, 05:18:37 AM »
I once had a flight from Cali to NC, non-stop with no AC...it was horrible.  Not only sweating but the smell on the plane was awful.

Longest international flight was from US to Germany, so not very far.  I was so tanked up that I don't remember much about it.  ;D

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2009, 05:18:47 AM »
One of the best aspects of long flights is the free in-flight movies. Screw reading or watching/listening to stuff that you can do anywhere else.

I once flew Emirates, they had the UK No1 billboard charts from 1950 until now, Best of - Complete CDs from ACDC to ZZ Top, Terminator 1-3, several recent blockbusters, the Simpsons and other stuff.

With Finnair, you can get a PSP for free with three games for the whole flight. Plus a lot of movies, CDs, and so on.

It;s really enough for 18 hours probably, lol.


Forgot about that; they don't let you take anything on board these days. I remember leaving Korea; I had to dump 3 ready made protein shakes.

Alternative would be to take some precooked sliced chicken breast, you know those 150gram deals...

Forget the meat as well, will be confiscated due to animal deseases, they say. Real reason is they want to sell more food and drinks.

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2009, 05:20:22 AM »
I once flew Emirates, they had the UK No1 billboard charts from 1950 until now, Best of - Complete CDs from ACDC to ZZ Top, Terminator 1-3, several recent blockbusters, the Simpsons and other stuff.

With Finnair, you can get a PSP for free with three games for the whole flight. Plus a lot of movies, CDs, and so on.

It;s really enough for 18 hours probably, lol.


Forget the meat as well, will be confiscated due to animal deseases, they say. Real reason is they want to sell more food and drinks.

Never had that problem before to be honest...mit dem Fleisch mein ich.
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2009, 05:22:58 AM »
Never had that problem before to be honest...mit dem Fleisch mein ich.

Depends on the country you go to.

Several countries ban food for personal import, if it's not processed stuff.

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2009, 05:24:33 AM »
Depends on the country you go to.

Several countries ban food for personal import, if it's not processed stuff.

Flying is definitely better these days than it was 20 years ago; more to do and time goes by faster...
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2009, 05:33:21 AM »
be prepared for aussie customs to be a bunch of asswipes...

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2009, 05:40:20 AM »
Flying is definitely better these days than it was 20 years ago; more to do and time goes by faster...

in JAL, you can use wireless LAN and mobile phones on board as well.

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2009, 05:40:42 AM »
Take Vicodin or Lortab and enjoy the flight. :)

Yup, + xanax, that flight will feel like 5 minutes.
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2009, 05:42:02 AM »
in milan customs suck too.. i had a shitload of protein bars i bought in the airport and they told me i couldnt get it on the plane( i mena like 2 boxes, since there are no protein bars in paraguay, i wanted to bring some home) , allmost everyone on the line was eating shit they bought on the airport... so i had to eat a loooooot of protein in a sitting :)

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2009, 05:43:04 AM »
in JAL, you can use wireless LAN and mobile phones on board as well.

JAL?
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2009, 05:45:25 AM »

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2009, 05:49:57 AM »
Stuff an alarm clock, some rolls of wire and some play dough in your carry on.  Mid flight open it up and start messing with the clock.  Flight should get interesting....
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2009, 05:53:57 AM »
Stuff an alarm clock, some rolls of wire and some play dough in your carry on.  Mid flight open it up and start messing with the clock.  Flight should get interesting....

Better yet...

Bring a laptop on board, and open the pic below in mid flight....
best while mumbling something and looking above...

http://www.tinyurl.com/e8efm

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2009, 06:01:11 AM »
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2009, 06:05:56 AM »
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

old frequent flyer joke....  ;)



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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2009, 06:08:52 AM »
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2009, 06:14:31 AM »


 ;D

i rather think of stuff like this>


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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2009, 06:16:01 AM »
i rather think of stuff like this>



On a scale fo 1-10, how fake do you think Japanese porn is?
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2009, 06:17:23 AM »
On a scale fo 1-10, how fake do you think Japanese porn is?

fake as in "the actors aren't really in love with each other?"

 ::)

I don't know, i wank to porn, i don't make it a philosophical essay.

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2009, 06:18:14 AM »
fake as in "the actors aren't really in love with each other?"

 ::)

I don't know, i wank to porn, i don't make it a philosophical essay.

No, no, I mean, do you think the Japanese whores are into it? or is it just a financial issue?
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2009, 06:19:08 AM »
Hijack the plane. It will be fun.

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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2009, 06:22:43 AM »
No, no, I mean, do you think the Japanese whores are into it? or is it just a financial issue?

you can't be serious.

How many girls in the world do porn for money, and how many for fun?

Any woman can fuck for free every day of her life, even the ugliest fat bitches get guys.

Some say they do the porn for the money, but they are all lying for the buyers. If they would do it for the sex, they'd just be normal sluts.
So they do it for the money.

For example the girl above:

Personal life

Her hobbies include cooking and watching AVs on her flatscreen television set.[4] She also enjoys playing video games, and owns a pink Nintendo DS Lite,[28] and a pink PlayStation 2 console.[29] Ozawa has been fairly open about her private life granting several interviews and keeping a very detailed text and picture blog of her life and activities dating back to October 2005.[30]

During a 2007 interview, Ozawa reported that her interest in the AV industry remains high, and her video cabinet contains nothing but AVs. She makes a good living from the industry, living in a mansion (a high-class apartment) with a US$1,682-per-month rent, and earning a minimum of $8,000 per month.[4] However, while she says that she would quit the industry only if she is forced to do something else, she would try to prevent a friend from beginning work in the AV industry.[4] Ozawa's family and friends are against her chosen profession in spite of her apparent pride in her work. When she brought several of her videos home to show her parents, they refused to watch them and told her to get out.[4]

In mid-2008, it was reported in the Japanese tabloid newspapers Shūkan Bunshun and Tokyo Sports that Ozawa was dating J-pop star Koki Tanaka from the group KAT-TUN. According to the reports, Ozawa neither confirmed or denied the rumours, saying only "If I’m dating someone I will stay devoted to him! I have a rule against sex friends. It’s not a good thing, plus having one boyfriend is enough".[31]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa



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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2009, 06:31:38 AM »
you can't be serious.

How many girls in the world do porn for money, and how many for fun?

Any woman can fuck for free every day of her life, even the ugliest fat bitches get guys.

Some say they do the porn for the money, but they are all lying for the buyers. If they would do it for the sex, they'd just be normal sluts.
So they do it for the money.

For example the girl above:

Personal life

Her hobbies include cooking and watching AVs on her flatscreen television set.[4] She also enjoys playing video games, and owns a pink Nintendo DS Lite,[28] and a pink PlayStation 2 console.[29] Ozawa has been fairly open about her private life granting several interviews and keeping a very detailed text and picture blog of her life and activities dating back to October 2005.[30]

During a 2007 interview, Ozawa reported that her interest in the AV industry remains high, and her video cabinet contains nothing but AVs. She makes a good living from the industry, living in a mansion (a high-class apartment) with a US$1,682-per-month rent, and earning a minimum of $8,000 per month.[4] However, while she says that she would quit the industry only if she is forced to do something else, she would try to prevent a friend from beginning work in the AV industry.[4] Ozawa's family and friends are against her chosen profession in spite of her apparent pride in her work. When she brought several of her videos home to show her parents, they refused to watch them and told her to get out.[4]

In mid-2008, it was reported in the Japanese tabloid newspapers Shūkan Bunshun and Tokyo Sports that Ozawa was dating J-pop star Koki Tanaka from the group KAT-TUN. According to the reports, Ozawa neither confirmed or denied the rumours, saying only "If I’m dating someone I will stay devoted to him! I have a rule against sex friends. It’s not a good thing, plus having one boyfriend is enough".[31]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ozawa



idiotic bullshit.

Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2009, 06:32:11 AM »
Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D
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Re: 18 hour flight ahead. What to do.
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2009, 06:33:58 AM »
Hilarious. Hey, mum and dad, check out me sucking this guys cock while the other guy pounds me from behind; oh yeah, mum, did you suck dad's cock like that as well? ;D

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