Correlation between green tea and kicking ass

[nodeal]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

[burn2live]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

Recent research has also shown that drinking very hot tea can increase your risk of oesophageal cancer.

[Sam]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

Next Getbig Suicide Case.

[QuakerOats]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

[Camel Jockey]

Must be on something 

[Eyeball Chambers]

Do other types of tea have a similar effect? 

[ASJChaotic]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

 

dangerous stuff that green tea..... imagine if you drank coffee 

[jehwit]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

Really...and exactly how is this love expressed?

[nodeal]

Really...and exactly how is this love expressed?

 

[onlyme]

I drink many cups of green tea urine a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers goldfish fear me. I give off a dominating aura repulsive odor. People look me in the eyes in awe bewilderment of my wonder stupidity and mightweakness, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation pity and inferiority embarrassment. My gf's boyfriends friends and mom dad want my cock. My cats pet hamster loves and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea urine intake. Compelling stuff...

Fixed

[SuperNatural]

I drink many cups of green tea a day and believe it to be one of the main reasons why my peers fear me. I give off a dominating aura. People look me in the eyes in awe of my wonder and might, while others avoid looking me directly in the eyes all together out of intimidation and inferiority. My gf's friends and mom want my cock. My cats love and respect me. I noticed all this once I increased my green tea intake. Compelling stuff...

This is actually very difficult to attain.  Cats tend to be incredibly apathetic. 

[efanhowz]

life is all about taming the pussy 

[DK II]

green tea rules!



 

[FREAKgeek]

Ah yes, green tea, cure impotence

[JasonH]

I love green tea.